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HOW ARE U MY CONFETTI CUPCAKES!?

ZOMBIE/ALIEN STAGE *follows then disappears*

Can you follow my main instead @Faithjessica8 ❤ Thank you so much.

Are we gonna have a problem?
          You got a bone to pick?
          You've come so far
          Why now are you pulling on my dick?
          
          I'd normally slap your face off
          And everyone here could watch
          But I'm feeling nice
          Here's some advice
          Listen up, biatch!
          
          I like!
          Lookin' hot
          Buying stuff they cannot
          
          I like!
          Drinkin' hard
          Maxin' Dad's credit card
          
          I like!
          Skippin' gym
          Scaring her
          Screwing him
          
          I like!
          Killer clothes
          Kickin' nerds in the nose!
          
          If you lack the balls
          You can go play dolls
          Let your mommy fix you a snack
          Woah!
          
          Or you could come smoke
          Pound some rum and coke
          In my Porsh with the quarterback
          
          Woah! Woah! Woah!
          Honey, what you waitin' for?
          Welcome to my candy store
          It's time for you to prove
          You're not a loser anymore
          Then step into my candy store
          
          Guys fall
          At your feet
          Pay the check
          
          Help you cheat
          All you
          Have to do
          
          Say goodbye to Shamu
          That freak's
          Not your friend
          I can tell in the end
          
          If she
          Had your shot
          She would leave you to rot
          
          'Course if you don't care
          Fine! Go braid her hair
          Maybe Sesame Street is on
          
          Woah!
          Or forget the creep
          And get in my jeep
          Let's go tear up someone's lawn
          
          Woah! Woah! Woah!
          Honey, what you waitin' for?
          Welcome to my candy store
          You just gotta prove
          You're not a pussy anymore
          Then step into my candy store
          
          You can join the team
          Or you can bitch and moan
          You can live the dream
          Or you can die alone
          
          You can fly with eagles
          Or if you prefer
          Keep on testing me
          And end up like her!
          
          Veronica, look!
          Ram invited me to his homecoming party
          This proves he's been thinking about me
          Color me stoked
          I'm so happy!
          
          Woah!
          Honey, what you waiting fo-
          Shut up, Heather!
          
          Step into my candy store!
          Time for you to prove
          Ooh, woah, Woah, oh, oh
          You're not a lame ass anymore
          Then step into my candy store
          
          It's my candy store
          It's my candy
          It's my candy store
          It's my candy
          It's my candy store
          It's my candy store

Reading yaoi while listening to Milkshake from Kelis is so yummy

At my theater class, there is a girl who i USED to be friends with, and something happened between us before she moved schools and she still thinks we are friends but i dont want to be friends again and i want to tell her that but i also dont want to. And it is pissing me off.
          
          Any ways, how are you guys?

Night yaĺl!!!!!!!

Hai pookies! Day 2 of theater!!!!!!!! I FUCKING LOVE MY CLASS & TEACHERS THERE!

Hi. I have a new book, Class II: Terminal Secret ! If you love romance with a TWIST of thriller, you'll love this one! VOTE/COMMENT 
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/412153383-class-ii-terminal-secret

AZURE
          AZURE PLS SAY UR ON
          IM GETTING MARRIED AND IM SO SO NERVOUS