I'm a PSYCHO!!!
OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YYYYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
I want a Doughnut...
Oh HEEEELLLLOOOOOOOO......
Well aren't you just a sexy pile of P-A-N-C-A-K-E-S!!!!!
Who's hungry...    for some ACTION!!!
I'm secretly a ZEEEEEBBBBBRRRRRAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[ ] Single
[ ] Taken
[X] Secretly dating my imaginary friend
DAMMMMMMMMM GREY.....      LETS GET NAKED
Respect the queen when you see em', B*tch
My Philosophy:
1. CAKE!!!
2. Why live for the good moments if the bad moments outweigh the good???
3. Your all alone in life...
4. Trust... HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!
5. *raises right hand* followers are friends, NOT FOOD!!!
...CAKE!!!...
I AM THE SUPERIOR DOLPHIN!!!
*Spawns in a cup of coffee and a doughnut person*
*Sips the coffee and takes a big bite out of the screaming doughnut person*
Ya'll need to teach that B*tch how to be customer service!
TWWWIIIIINNNNNCCCCCEEEEESSSSSTTTTT...
YUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
Jonathan.........................................                                              
I love you. Hehehehehehe...
Dreams are for dreaming
I WANNA HAVE A TEA PARTY!!! ...it's just... I don't like TEA!!!
HOW ABOUT WE HAVE A... COFFEE PARTY WITH DOUGHNUTS AND ZEBRAS!!!
Come on!!!!! What do ya say???
...
5 hours later
DAMN YOU JONATHAN!!!!! *flips coffee table over*
I SAID I LOVED YOU!!! I EVEN INVITED YOU TO A COFFEE PARTY AS A TOKEN OF MY LOVE AND... AND... AND YOU REJECTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU REJECTED MY LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU SHATTERED MY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...hehehehehehe...
It's amazing what you can hide by putting on a smile...
WHY DOESN'T ANYONE WUV MEEEEEEEHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY DOESN'T HE WUV MEEEEEEEHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What's wrong with me...
Why don't you want me...
...
But I... but I... but I... 




...love you...