@AzzzyB
My girlfriend and I had a date today, but since we're broke AF and have like $20 between the two of us we got gas station sandwiches and slurpees and set my phone's flashlight up as a candle
I'm sooooo romantic
One of my friends and I made an anonymous Instagram account to embarrass all the assholes in our class, it's lokey amazing
You know that one person that does all the work in a project. That's me my only irl friends that are in my class with don't have a computer or are lazy over-controlling bitches.
So that's why I'm going to be up all night working on a project that I didn't even get to decide anything on while it was being planned.
Fuck my life
In class we have to create a country including a flag and I told my friend to make it pink, yellow, and blue. She made the pan flag and I'm doing a happy dance on the inside.
So I texted a wrong number one day and we just kept talking for a while. No big deal.
Well today I gave the number to one of my friends and we prank called them......
Turns out they're my ex.
Ok so early last year one of my friends had cancer and when her hair started to fall out I shaved my head to support her. Now after surgery and 18 months of chemo she's as amazing as ever.
Yet I have an issue. Before I shaved my head to support her I had been growing out my hair for like 5 years and now that I'm growing it out again it's in that awkward stage wear it halfway covers my ears and it looks like I'm too lazy to cut it.
Now any and every wear that does hair is like, hello you look like you need a haircut if you would step inside we can get you situated. So yea....
Also I now have an Instagram for being stupid as fuck I'm @yeetio_burrito
So my class has an Instagram, and I don't follow it or am concerned with it in anyway, and now I'm laughing bc I just got a follow request from the account and I declined with a big fat nah bitch.
Thank you for reading one shots!!!!! ❤❤❤❤
Ok so does anyone out there have like something that they want to get rid of so bad but they can't because of how much sentimental value it has??? Because I do and I want to know if it's weird or not.