BAAACOOONNN

My gosh...I'm so bored! 
          
          so I'm gonna list things about my work. 
          1) All my books have cuss words, so...
          2) I am writing them so they are all connected. It's all in the same universe. A small world. Yeah. They are all going to be awesome!
          3) I just noticed, all my own characters are loners! :( Their all so sad. They are also really funny or really serious. Ah well.
          4) All my characters have really sharp features. Like, cheekbones, colarbones, noses, ya know, stuff like that...
          5) All my stories WILL have sexual contact. I might not go all the way to sex, but kisses and almost sex will most likely be there. 
          6) Percabeth all the way! 
          
          That's my OTP. I love them. To people who know what I'm taking 'bout, you get a digital cupcake! No, forget that! You get digital BACON!!!
          
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Hello, My name is Bacon. Bacon Cured. Tah hah. Okay, not really, but, I can't tell you my real name. I love writing, so if you insult me, do construction insults. You may know me, you may not. If you do, Beware of My Bacony  Awsomeness!
          
          
          
          
          (if I spelled anything wrong, blame my brain cells)