BCBMurder

Hi everyone! Just a quick thing, I'm not gonna be online as much, and I won't be writing anything for a while. Hope that's ok

1800PRETTYODD

Vanya

1800PRETTYODD

@Waving_From_A_Window in my discord I have someone who roleplays as Luther and I learnt how to say monkey dick in Russian so I can call him it
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BCBMurder

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@Waving_From_A_Window There there, I can't help because I'm too busy being locked in the cellar by my asshole brother
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1800PRETTYODD

I CALL BEN A FIVE

BCBMurder

@Waving_From_A_WindowI'll be vanya, I can play violin, love women, and do funky arm dancing
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Just found something called great white shark meditation and how is that calming? I can't meditate while I'm watching a massive bloody shark now can I?

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Join me next week for sharks: can you meditate while they're in the background? A study by someone scared of sharks
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It's probably a bad idea to watch shark meditation if I have a fear of sharks
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Have decided to stop watching the shark meditation so that my heart rate returns to normal
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So I haven't been on wattpad for like 5 days but in that time I listened to hadestown (I love weird musicals please don't hate me) and watched a lot of John Mulaney  (again please don't hate me he's great) and now I know the whole of our lady of the underground and can quote everything to do with John Mulaney I have no life anymore

BCBMurder

I feel awkward when someone goes 'what's your favourite musical' because I know I'll have to answer either Falsettos or Hadestown and if they know anything about musicals they'll know that I'm gay bc those are both musicals for gay people
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@microwavable_human wait the one with David Hasslehoff? Because that was GOLD
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