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Hi everyone! Just a quick thing, I'm not gonna be online as much, and I won't be writing anything for a while. Hope that's ok
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Vanya
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@Waving_From_A_Window in my discord I have someone who roleplays as Luther and I learnt how to say monkey dick in Russian so I can call him it
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@Waving_From_A_Window There there, I can't help because I'm too busy being locked in the cellar by my asshole brother
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@Waving_From_A_Window *sobs* DELORES LEFT ME
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I have 13 followers wow that's weird
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I WROTE A TUA FAN SONG AND HANDED IT IN AS A PIECE OF MUSIC HOMEWORK AND MY TEACHER LIKES IT I'M CRYING
IT WAS BASICALLY A PIECE OF FANFIC
OH MY GOD
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If you hate Luther and you know it clap your hands
It you love Five and you know it clap your hands
If you think Allison's hot
And you like Klaus a lot
If you don't like Reginald Hargreeves clap your hands
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@MJstacy101 dude I'm dumb i can't help sorry
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I CALL BEN A FIVE
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@Waving_From_A_WindowI'll be vanya, I can play violin, love women, and do funky arm dancing
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@Waving_From_A_Window im Five now hehe
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@Waving_From_A_Window YES aidan we love him
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Just found something called great white shark meditation and how is that calming? I can't meditate while I'm watching a massive bloody shark now can I?
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Join me next week for sharks: can you meditate while they're in the background? A study by someone scared of sharks
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It's probably a bad idea to watch shark meditation if I have a fear of sharks
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Have decided to stop watching the shark meditation so that my heart rate returns to normal
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THEY HAVE THE PICTURE OF DORIAN GRAY ON WATTPAD I'M DYING I LOVE THIS BOOK SO MUCH
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So I haven't been on wattpad for like 5 days but in that time I listened to hadestown (I love weird musicals please don't hate me) and watched a lot of John Mulaney (again please don't hate me he's great) and now I know the whole of our lady of the underground and can quote everything to do with John Mulaney I have no life anymore
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I feel awkward when someone goes 'what's your favourite musical' because I know I'll have to answer either Falsettos or Hadestown and if they know anything about musicals they'll know that I'm gay bc those are both musicals for gay people
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@microwavable_human wait the one with David Hasslehoff? Because that was GOLD