Dennis the chainsaw guy

Alright so I've been gone for a while. But there's been a lot going on. I've been mostly interested in my faith rather than writing.
          
          Especially right now with everything that's happening in the world and whatnot. I've been going through the motions.
          
          And wanted to share. It's part of my faith. Share the gospel of Jesus Christ. So let's get to the point. .  
          
          
          Jesus Christ died for our sins, was buried and he rose on the third day.  (Corinthians 15:3-4) If you believe in him, you will not perish but have everlasting life (John 3:16)
          
          This is me doing my due diligence, and because i love you. Because my heavenly father loves you.
          
          I'm not going to force my faith on you. It's impossible, it's a decision you make not me. All i can do is plant a seed.
          
          Anyway i was hesitant posting this because obviously this is a fanfic site and nobody wants to hear this stuff. God bless i hope you all stay safe and have a good day. Make sure to drink plenty of water.
          
          

OH GOOD GOD ANGELA IS A FLYING TANK!
          MY WORST NIGHTMARE IN THIS GAME

Alright just finished harley Quinn batman. The animated movie
          
          Pretty solid for a adult or teens batman movie. I enjoyed it.

@BIG_GOOSEY2 yeah it’s been a while…sorry for being like a ghost.

@Dreadfuljoy DREAD! IT'S YOU! 

My girlfriend has chosen a nickname, out of nowhere, for my penis. She has chosen, for some god forsaken reason, to call it 'princess little piddles'. I have no idea where she got this name but it's not the most manly nickname, and honestly, I don't even have a nickname for it so why should she?? Every time she calls it by her nickname, I feel ashamed!
          Am I the asshole for making her stop calling it that?
          
           Or should I just let her keep it up? I'm afraid this waking nightmare may never end.
          UPDATE: I spoke with my girlfriend regarding this nickname fiasco. She informed me that it was not the princess that was little, it was the piddles that were little. That didn't make me feel much better tho.
          
          
          I offered another nickname, per another user, "princess big and long piddles" but she said that was a mouthful.
          
          
          
           We compromised on allowing me to pick a nickname for her penis.
          
          
          
           Thanks everyone.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHH!!!!!
          
          Also I'm still alive I'm cooking something 

Jefferson the shark is the reincarnation of King von. Because every time I see this guy he's always blasting 

Hey goosey

@Tobi_Spider Welcome back