SIMPING4DAFICTION

Dear Followers, 
          
                “I have fallen ill to what is most likely a common cold so I’ve trapped myself in my room and decided to ignore every text and call I get. Joking guys, I never get calls or texts anyways but my nose will be the ABSOLUTE DUCKING DEATH OF ME!!! I CAN’T AFFORD TO MISS A SINGLE CLASS YET HERE I AM, IN MY ROOM, TYPING THIS WHEN I NEED TO BE TURNING IN MY 827201 MISSING ASSIGNMENTS!!! But anything for my cheese worshippers(and followers). You better eat your daily cheeses or you will get moldy cheese instead! Oh, and nightly cheese as well! Remy’s cousin almost got fired after nearly setting everything into freaking FLAMES!!! How have you guys been? No one got sick yet? I pray not, it gets super annoying when you have a schedule you try to stick and it all ends up getting ruined cause your immune system decides to occasionally malfunction. I definitely feel like launching stuff across the room but I’m gonna try my best to stop the sickness and get better!! Love you all❤️”
          
                         Love, SIMPING4DAFICTION

ive ran out of cheese..AHHHHHHHHHHHHH *panics*

Dear Followers,
          
              “HE’S BAAAAAAAAACK!!! MY DEAR FOLLOWERS, I HAVE BEEN RESURRECTED BY THE CHEESE GODS ONTO WATTPAD!!! REMY IS BACK TO WORK WITH A NEW CHEESE PRODUCT COMING SOON!!! (police found Minnie mouse’s dna in an alleyway where Mickey was last found. some reports of screaming from the alley have been looked into thoroughly. suspicions of Minnie’s last disappearance have raised suspicion on her past whereabouts. Ricky rat has yet to be found with dna from him also found at the scene. police are currently inspecting the area to fund possible clues of his current whereabouts.) Unfortunately, this might be a common pattern where I’m gone for like a week and then come back. But Imma spam cheese everywhere I go until I come back >: >. But anywayssss, how are you guys? I’m pretty sure you guys have been taking your daily cheeses, am I right?… No? What do you mean no? You better take your CHEESE RIGHT NOW OR REMY WILL BE VERY MAD!!! Oh, and be sure to avoid beef with air, it’s been a real bully the last few days. I’ve been stressing over school once again *cue eye roll* so now I gotta deal with that! How ‘bout you guys? No stress yet? Hope so. Love you all❤️ AND TAKE THE DAMN CHEESE(cheese)
          
                          Love, SIMPING4DAFICTION

ily bestie

Cheese. 

Dear Followers,
          
               “I GOT A BOZ OF RITZ CRACKERS AND CHEEZ ITS SO I WILL BE EATING THEM FOR THE REST PF THE DAY WHILE BEING A LAZY SH!T!!! ‘Ricky has been acting very suspicious in work today. nervous and anxious while almost burning one of our new, coming soon, cheese products! police have investigated Micky’s house, finding it empty as if no one had been there for maybe weeks. Minnie has been worried sick about Mickey as he left his phone at home. Remy has been helping police with the investigation, answering as many questions as he could. after a hint from a certain chipmunk, they found a very suspicious item in Ricky’s home; Mickey’s overalls.’ Anyone feeling like jumping off a building? I do, it’s better than getting RANDOM PAIN OUT OF MY BODY FOR NO APPARENT REASON!!! But anyways, are you guys enjoying your days? Have you had your daily cheese? No? …. EAT THE CHEESE NOW!!! (cheese) DID YOU EAT IT!!? GOOD!!! NOW, GO REPORT Bellathatsme CAUSE THEY WERE HARASSING ONE OF MY FAV HTTYD BESTIES!!! THROW SOME MOLDY CHEESE AT THEM TOO!!! I love you all and stay safe❤️
          
                           Love, SIMPING4DAFICTION

Dear Followers,
          
               “TO CHEESE OR NOT TO CHEESE!!! REMY HAS BEEN HARD AT WORK DESIGNING HIS MOST DELICIOUS CHEESE YET WITH SCENTS OF SWEETNESS AND TASTES OF ABSOLUTE HEAVEN!!! HE IS OUR #1 CHEF WITH A STREAK OF 12 EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH MEDALS!!! AFTER A HARD DAY OF WORK, REMY IS CURRENTLY ON BREAK TIME WHILE HIS CLIENTS AWAIT FOR HIS NEXT FLAVORFUL CHEESE!!! STOP BY TO GET YOUR DAILY CHEESE WITH AN EXCLUSIVE LIMITED TIME OFFER OF REMY’S NEW SPECIAL CHEESE!!! ‘lost cheese worker, Mickey Mouse, has not held participation in 2 months. suspicion has been raised since his disappearance. some say he’s turned to a life of crime and steals moldy cheese from the back door dumpsters.’  How’ve your guys’ days been? Slept well?(if you slept at all) Hope you’re not too stressed about school or work! Take your daily and nightly cheese ‘cause Remy has been working his rat a$$ off for the satisfaction of his clients reactions. (i have no idea what i’m doing) I decided to wake up and be a b!tch so im avoiding my responsibilities right now. :3 Eat cheese, love you.❤️”
          
                         Love, SIMPING4DAFICTION

Dear followers,
          
               Do you ever actually try to make the world a better place and think you’re succeeding only to realize that no matter how hard someone tries, society will never change? Too serious? Well, how was/is your guys’ days!? I zoned out for half of mine so I don’t really remember anything. You better have eaten your cheese! And prepare for 12am! I love you all more than you think❤️
          
                           Love, SIMPING4DAFICTION

BRO I FRIGGIN LOVE YOU CUZ- YOU WATCH AND SHIP LIKE EVERYONE OF MY SHOWS/SHIPS!! I need some good huntlow and lumity, recommendations?

DEAR FOLLOWERS, 
          
              “IF YOU ARE READING THIS THEN YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN AS A RECRUIT FOR THE CHEESE TRIBE!! WE EAT CHEESE EVERYDAY AT EXACTLY 12am AND HAVE NIGHTLY RITUALS TO BLESS OUR BELOVED CHEESE!! MAY YOUR CHEESE TASTE WELL AND YOUR DAYS AND NIGHTS BE FULFILLED WITH HAPPINESS!!”
          
                      Love, SIMPING4DAFICTION