My Faithful Followers,
“HAPPY FATHER’S DAY MOTHERDUCKERS!!! I hope all the good dads get their proper appreciation. To show my thankfulness, TAKE THE LIMITED TIME FREE FATHER’S DAY CHEESE!! ONLY AVAILABLE FOR THE NEXT TWELVE HOURS!! (cheese) (father’s day cheese) (BREAKING NEWS: After the death of MICKEY, investigators managed to find traces of DNA from MINNIE, the widow of MICKEY and runaway. It’s been concluded that she’s responsible for MICKEY’s death, though the reason is unknown. As for REMY, he was shocked to hear the news and claims to have no clue about it. His Cheese Shop somehow remains open, even with how quiet it’s been.) Here’s a totally hype song to listen to and vibe with. +<*Let’s Get It Started by Black Eyed Peas*>+ My B.E.P. phase was kicking in last night. (Ú^Ù) ANYWAYSSSS, how’s everybody beeeeen?? I’m asking this for a reason people, your health matters! Stay hydrated, stabilize your hunger, rest a decent amount, AND TALK TO A HUMAN BEING THAT IS NOT AI!! But I’m ready to go crazy today ‘cause I’ve been hyping it up with the fam for a while. DRAMA, TEA, BEANS, NOW!! Not really drama, but I made a joke with a friend saying I was pregnant and they were the father, then this morning they said: “Where’s my ‘Happy Father’s Day’?” I proceded with: “When are you going to pay child support?” BUT TELL ME, WHAT’S BEEN GOING ON LATELY WITH YOU GUYS?? And if you have a terrible father, know this: WE LOVE YOU GUYSSSS❤️❤️❤️”
Love, SIMPING4DAFICTION