SIMPING4DAFICTION

My Faithful Followers,
          
               “It’s late for me, but I’m doing this anyways!! WASSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP??? IM RUNNING OFF THE ENERGY OF TWO OREOS AND WATER RIGHT NOW!! TAKE THE DAILY CHEESE!! (cheese) TAKE A TOTALLY CHILL SONG!! +<*Stay With Me by Miki Matsubara*>+ (BREAKING NEWS: REMY’s Cheese Shop has had reports of moldy cheese being sold! It’s currently being sued and investigated for its products while REMY drowns in debt! As for the ‘Mouse Murder MINNIE’, reports of her sighted in the town have brought it into a state of panic. Some say they see a woman in the female mouse in a black cloak lurking through the streets at night!) Summer’s rolling through and we’ve got the Fourth of July Cheese on it’s way! I better hear everyone is staying hydrated like they should be! You need food and sleep too! Don’t forget to communicate to other people face-to-face. If that’s all done, then GIMME THE TEAAAA!!! THERE’s GOTTA BE SOMETHING, ANYTHING!!! Or it could just be something completely random! No matter what, WE LOVE YOU GUYSSSS❤️❤️❤️”
          
                         Love, SIMPING4DAFICTION

heyyyy

My Faithful Followers,
          
                 “HAPPY FATHER’S DAY MOTHERDUCKERS!!! I hope all the good dads get their proper appreciation. To show my thankfulness, TAKE THE LIMITED TIME FREE FATHER’S DAY CHEESE!! ONLY AVAILABLE FOR THE NEXT TWELVE HOURS!! (cheese) (father’s day cheese) (BREAKING NEWS: After the death of MICKEY, investigators managed to find traces of DNA from MINNIE, the widow of MICKEY and runaway. It’s been concluded that she’s responsible for MICKEY’s death, though the reason is unknown. As for REMY, he was shocked to hear the news and claims to have no clue about it. His Cheese Shop somehow remains open, even with how quiet it’s been.) Here’s a totally hype song to listen to and vibe with. +<*Let’s Get It Started by Black Eyed Peas*>+ My B.E.P. phase was kicking in last night. (Ú^Ù) ANYWAYSSSS, how’s everybody beeeeen?? I’m asking this for a reason people, your health matters! Stay hydrated, stabilize your hunger, rest a decent amount, AND TALK TO A HUMAN BEING THAT IS NOT AI!! But I’m ready to go crazy today ‘cause I’ve been hyping it up with the fam for a while. DRAMA, TEA, BEANS, NOW!! Not really drama, but I made a joke with a friend saying I was pregnant and they were the father, then this morning they said: “Where’s my ‘Happy Father’s Day’?” I proceded with: “When are you going to pay child support?” BUT TELL ME, WHAT’S BEEN GOING ON LATELY WITH YOU GUYS?? And if you have a terrible father, know this: WE LOVE YOU GUYSSSS❤️❤️❤️”
          
                        Love, SIMPING4DAFICTION

OMG OUR NAMES R SO SIMILAR

P.S. HAPPY PRIDE MONTH, QUEER ASS MFS!!!

My Faithful Followers,
          
                “We gather here today to mourn, mourn the death of our beloved cheese. Today, at approximately 2:37 am, the cheese was found moldy on the floor, lifeless and traumatized with a terrible smell. I shall never forgive myself for the terrible, terrible sight of my cheese dead. May it rest in peace… HOW IS EVERYBODDYYYYYYY??? I know you have SOMETHING, SO SPILL!! I can’t get the photo of Izu and Kats out of my head under the ‘My Hero Academia LOVE’ thing, so like, AUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH!!! TAKE SOME CHEESE!!! (cheese) TAKE THIS SONG!!! +<*Americano by Lady Gaga*>+ I have an obsession with this song, and I LOVE Puss in Boots so like… yeahhhh… (BREAKING NEWS: MINNIE’s body was recently found in a river miles away from her last known location! Authorities have suspicion that this might have been self-caused as no forms of foul play were made! REMY’s Cheese Shop has been claimed to be, and I quote, ‘Gone With The Rat.’ Some say MICKEY’s and MINNEY’s deaths are related and that REMY might be the next victim of a possible serial killer!) FOOD, WATER, SOCIAL SHIZ, SLEEP, NOW!! I’ve got my eye on you all… always watching… ️️ But, while I try to find and also avoid causing drama, I hope everyone is safe in there homes and are not getting snatched by ICE right now. (Yeah, someone had to say it.) But, we must hope, and pray! Some may people going on a wish and a prayer and a little bit of sanity, but a little goes a long way! DO NOT FORGET, WE LOVE YOU GUYSSSS❤️❤️❤️”
          
                     Love, SIMPING4DAFICTION

My Faithful Followers,
          
                “You didn’t think I’d forget, did you? WELCOME, WELCOME, HELLO, HELLO, GAY, GAY, ANYWAY, HOW’S EVERYBODY’S DAYS BEEN? I HOPE IT’S BEEN GOOD!! Take a cheese :>. (cheese) Take a song too ;>. +<*Bad Romance by Lady Gaga*>+ (BREAKING NEWS: MINNIE’s whereabouts are still unknown, but REMY’s Cheese Shop has just been given another bomb threat! No one knows why so many bomb threats are given to this innocent shop. REMY claims that MICKEY is still alive, saying he ‘Saw him in the mask.’ Some are concerned for REMY’s mental health, and have requested therapy countless times. It’s only a matter of time before he really needs it.) FOOD, WATER, SOCIALIZING, SLEEP, DO IT, NOW!! YOU HAVE TO HAVE DONE IT WITHIN THE LAST TWENTY-FOUR HOURS!! IF NOT, Remy will be even more depressed. Poor Remy… BUT IF YOU GUYS GOT DRAMA, SPEAK!! I’M ALL EARS!! You gotta be able to socialize at some point, peeps, gotta start somewhere! WE LOVE YOU GUYSSSS❤️❤️❤️”
          
                      Love, SIMPING4DAFICTION

My Faithful Followers,
          
                “This week is going to be Hell, and everybody knows it- HELLO, HELLO, THIS CHEESE MAKER IS BACK!!! (cheese) COULD NEVER FORGET TO ADD A SONG!! +<*American Boy by Estelle and Kanye West*>+ (BREAKING NEWS: MICKEY’s remains were found in an alleyway not too far from the Cheese Shop last night! The person who saw the body claimed, “It was like he was brutally attacked by an animal!” Investigators have been working their hardest to find out who killed MICKEY and why. MINNIE was devastated at the news and hasn’t been heard from since first informed of the death. REMY continues his job at the Cheese Shop, though it’s suddenly been starting to go out of business. Could any of this correlate to MICKEY’s death?) I’m in a partial happy mood since I am not going to have to worry about school ever again until like three months later, after this week is over. HOW IS EVERYBODY??? I DON’T THINK I WAS ACTUALLY ON THIS APP UNTIL LAST SUNDAY, SO I’M GONNA TRY AND BE MORE ACTIVE, ESPECIALLY SINCE SCHOOL IS ABOUT TO END!! WHERE’S THAT TEA, Y’ALL!? I KNOW THERE’S GOTTA BE SOME LAST SECOND TEA OR SOMETHING!! And I better hear EVERYBODY has ate, slept, drank WATER, and spoke to another human being directly at least ONCE within the last twenty-four hours! Everyone deserves decent sanity, so don’t ruin yours! Plus (Ultra): WE LOVE YOU ALL❤️❤️❤️”
          
                         Love, SIMPING4DAFICTION

My Faithful Followers,
          
                 “Come one, come all, CHEESE HAS ARRIVED!! WE’VE GOT PLENTY TO GO AROUND PEEPS!! (cheese) AND TAKE A SONG WHOLE YOU’RE AT IT!! +<*Wish You Were Gay by Billie Eilish*>+ How is everybody doing!? I feel like it’s been centuries, but maybe I’m just an impatient person. I better hear everyone has eaten once, drank a cup of water, slept for MAYBE thirty minutes, and got social communication about ONCE!! Your health matters, believe it or not. Enjoy life while it’s there, take a chance on trusting Remy ‘cause you’ll never know if you’re gonna get that opportunity again! (NEWS: REMY’s restaurant has been set in lockdown after a deadly threat was brought upon the place! Witnesses say they saw a mouse in a red cloak with familiar white gloves. Police and investigators are still on the lookout for MICKEY’s sudden disappearance, even after presuming him dead. MINNIE grieves everyday at the Cheese Shop with REMY, some workers reporting the two having some peculiar moments in the backrooms of the shop. <The Mouse Mystery is BAAAACK!!>) I do hope someone has some drama for me?? ò.Ó I unfortunately have nothing because my life is as boring as watching cheese melt. –_– Anyways- quick question: What’s your favorite show!? NOT movie, show! Never forget, WE LOVE YOU GUYSSSS❤️❤️❤️” 
          
                        Love, SIMPING4DAFICTION

My Faithful Followers,
          
                “HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!!! FREE CHEESE FOR EVERYONE FOR THE FINAL SIX AND A HALF HOURS OF THE DAY!!! (sorry if it’s a different time for you) How is everyone? Hope you’re good! And you better tell your mothers you love them! They work their butts off to make that money, especially the single mothers! If you have a bad mom, forget everything I said!! I would like to know what tea anyone has!! Take the song with your cheese. (cheese) +<*RAHHH by alt!*>+ (please no judging TT) IF YOU’D LIKE TO RECOMMEND STORIES EITHER, I’M ALL EARS!! Cheese is love, so share it with your mother!! (and give them some yummy strawberries while you’re at it) WE LOVE YOU GUYSSSS❤️❤️❤️”
          
                        Love, SIMPING4DAFICTION