BL4CKW4TCH

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We're getting a Karate Kid movie fusion between the Ralph Macchio Karate Kid and the Jackie Chan Karate Kid! Let's fucking go!

BL4CKW4TCH

Nah I just had one of the craziest timed moments of my life lol. I was in my kitchen making a Milo (if you don't know what that is you're either not Australian or something horrendous has happened in your timeline), and I was listening to a phone song with my air pods. Just as the stinger of the song hit I saw a big ass spider crawling on the floor that made me stop dead in my tracks. I felt like I was in a tiktok edit version of real like XD

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I just found out that my mum has spinal stenosis, or something along the lines of spinal stenosis. The severity apparently is really bad for someone her age considering it apparently only gets that bad at around ages 60 and 70. 
          
          The doctors have said she might need surgery, which for stenosis is a last resort as it doesn't help and has a rare potential to make everything worse, so she's trying to become as mentally and physically healthy as possible to help with the pain but considering she has to avoid painkillers for the moment due to family court that's going to be extremely difficult

BL4CKW4TCH

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Nah bro, what the actual fuck did I just wake up to. Chris Chan has apparently gotten his girlfriend pregnant. 
          
          Let me say that again: FUCKING CHRIS CHAN has procreated with someone.

Delta-Prime

@DannyYager *Slams 50 bucks* I bet he FORCED her into a relationship that or he graped her that same way he did his mother.
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DannyYager

How did he get a girlfriend anyway 
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BL4CKW4TCH

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Please for the love of God let shadow of the erdtree win game of the year, it would be so fucking funny lol. 
          
          If SOTE wins that means Elden ring is a multi-time game of the year. And if that happens I get to utter the phrase: "if I had a nickel for every time an Elden ring project won game of the year while only being a third of what it should have been, I'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice"