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𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐒 𝐂𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐃𝐈𝐄𝐓 𝐈𝐏𝐒𝐎𝐒 𝐂𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐃𝐄𝐒?
Sir?
𝘈𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘭𝘴 𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘦 𝘶𝘱, 𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘦 𝘶𝘱
𝘈𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘭𝘴 𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘦 𝘶𝘱 𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘩
𝘏𝘰𝘸 𝘥𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘦 𝘶𝘱 𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘦 𝘶𝘱, 𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘦 𝘶𝘱?
𝗪𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘'𝗦 𝗠𝗬 𝗖𝗢𝗪?
𝗔𝗥𝗘 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗠𝗬 𝗖𝗢𝗪?
ᴵ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵃ ˢqᵘᵃʳᵉ ᵇʳᵃᶜᵏᵉᵗ ʳᵉᶜʳᵘⁱᵗ'ˢ ⁿᵃᵐᵉ
ˢqᵘᵃʳᵉ ᵇʳᵃᶜᵏᵉᵗ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵃ ᵈᵒ ˢᵒˡᵉᵐⁿˡʸ ˢʷᵉᵃʳ
ᵇʸ ˢqᵘᵃʳᵉ ᵇʳᵃᶜᵏᵉᵗ ʳᵉᶜʳᵘⁱᵗ'ˢ ᵈᵉⁱᵗʸ ᵒᶠ ᶜʰᵒⁱᶜᵉ
ˢqᵘᵃʳᵉ ᵇʳᵃᶜᵏᵉᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵘᵖʰᵒˡᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᴸᵃʷˢ ᵃⁿᵈ
ᴼʳᵈⁱⁿᵃⁿᶜᵉˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜⁱᵗʸ ᵒᶠ ᴬⁿᵏʰ⁻ᴹᵒʳᵖᵒʳᵏ
ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵃ ˢᵉʳᵛᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖᵘᵇˡⁱᶜ ᵗʳᵘᶠᵗ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵃ ᵃⁿᵈ
ᵈᵉᶠᵉⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘᵇʲᵉᶜᵗˢ ᵒᶠ ʰⁱˢ ᶠᵗʳᵒᵏᵉ ʰᵉʳ ᵇʳᵃᶜᵏᵉᵗ
ᵈᵉˡᵉᵗᵉ ʷʰⁱᶜʰᵉᵛᵉʳ ⁱˢ ⁱⁿᵃᵖᵖʳᵒᵖʳⁱᵃᵗᵉ ᵇʳᵃᶜᵏᵉᵗ
ᴹᵃʲᵉᶠᵗʸ ᵇʳᵃᶜᵏᵉᵗ ⁿᵃᵐᵉ ᵒᶠ ʳᵉⁱᵍⁿⁱⁿᵍ ᵐᵒⁿᵃʳᶜʰ
ᵇʳᵃᶜᵏᵉᵗ ʷⁱᵗʰᵒᵘᵗ ᶠᵉᵃʳ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵃ ᶠᵃᵛᵒᵘʳ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵃ
ᵒʳ ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰᵗ ᵒᶠ ᵖᵉʳᶠᵒⁿᵃˡ ᶠᵃᶠᵉᵗʸ ˢᵉᵐⁱ⁻ᶜᵒˡᵒⁿ ᵗᵒ
ᵖᵘʳᶠᵘᵉ ᵉᵛⁱˡᵈᵒᵉʳˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵖʳᵒᵗᵉᶜᵗ ⁱⁿⁿᵒᶜᵉⁿᵗ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵃ
ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵃ ˡᵃʸⁱⁿᵍ ᵈᵒʷⁿ ᵐʸ ˡⁱᶠᵉ ⁱᶠ ⁿᵉᶜᵉᶠˢᵃʳʸ ⁱⁿ ᵗʰᵉ
ᶜᵃᵘᶠᵉ ᵒᶠ ˢᵃⁱᵈ ᵈᵘᵗʸ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵃ ˢᵒ ʰᵉˡᵖ ᵐᵉ ᵇʳᵃᶜᵏᵉᵗ
ᵃᶠᵒʳᵉᶠᵃⁱᵈ ᵈᵉⁱᵗʸ ᵇʳᵃᶜᵏᵉᵗ ᶠᵘˡ ˢᵗᵒᵖ ᴳᵒᵈˢ ˢᵃᵛᵉ
ᵗʰᵉ ᴷⁱⁿᵍ ˢᵗʳᵒᵏᵉ Qᵘᵉᵉⁿ ᵇʳᵃᶜᵏᵉᵗ ᵈᵉˡᵉᵗᵉ
ʷʰⁱᶜʰᵉᵛᵉʳ ⁱˢ ⁱⁿⁿᵃᵖʳᵒᵖʳⁱᵃᵗᵉ ᶠᵘˡˡ ˢᵗᵒᵖ.
𝗧𝗥𝗨𝗧𝗛! 𝗙𝗥𝗘𝗘𝗗𝗢𝗠! 𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧𝗜𝗖𝗘!
𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗔 𝗛𝗔𝗥𝗗-𝗕𝗢𝗜𝗟𝗘𝗗 𝗘𝗚𝗚!
𝘏𝘰𝘸 𝘥𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘦 𝘶𝘱, 𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘦 𝘶𝘱 𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘩?
𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘦 ARSE 𝘶𝘱, ARSE 𝘶𝘱, ARSE 𝘶𝘱,
𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘦 ARSE 𝘶𝘱, ARSE 𝘶𝘱 𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘩!
I'm not a natural killer! See this?
See what it says? I'm supposed to
keep the peace, I am! If I kill people
to do it, I'm reading the wrong
manual!
𝐖𝐇𝐎 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐌𝐀𝐍?
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