MOTTIE!!!!!!

wait im vroated

i work like a DOG day and NIGHT

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly d-ck out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his d-ck was "THIS BIG", and I said "That's disgusting!" So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter dot com.
          Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small d-ck! It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller! And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like!
          That's right, baby! All points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong!
          He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth!
          That's right, this is what you get, my SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOON!
          HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!
          You have 23 hours before the piss DRRRROPLLLETS hit the fucking Earth! Now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

May the fourth be with you.. hehehe
          
          Uhhh, hi being. I'm totally not still on break.. :D
          
          –Xavier/Xave

HAPPY APRIL FOOLS HUMANS!!!

*Awakens*
          
          
          I have changed my Discord user to "Octonauts"
          
          TIME TO SEE HOW MANY FRIENDS I LOSE!! YIPPIEE!!

Arabian Nightss!!!!
          
          
          
          I stayed up till 6:00 and only took a tiny nap then woke up again, My dog was with me the whole time °°

The name, Kwazii, may be a reference to a Japanese word (in English spelt Kawaii) which somewhat translates to "cute." It may also be a re-spelling of the word 'quasi,' in reference to his cryptozoological occupation.
          
          
          
          I mean... they aint lyin on the cute part..
          
          
          
          IM SORRY THAT WAS CORNY AND WEIRD WTF??

*Looks around*
          
          Don't judge me-
          But i will be Un-following everyone and turning this account into smth else.

So, Im gonna make another account so i can post what i like and be who i want to be without the fear of being judged, Im not gonnna share the account name. I will be on here time-to-time, but not as much, Farewell as of now
          
          
          
          
          
          *KaBoom*