We're small specs in a vast galaxy. We're dots on isometric paper. We're the shadows in the dark room.
-Inspirational quote from BOOKADORATION
If you try and stalk me... I'm certain you'll be bored as dolphin sauce. (I'm not entirely sure what dolphin sauce is, although I'm under the assumption that it is sauce dolphin's are fond of...) Now that I think about it, however, I think that this would actually be an awesome thing and no longer think it is a good phrase to use to describe something boring. As I am typing this description up, I am also searching the internet for dolphin sauce. Nope, couldn't find it. I did, however, find an image of a Creamware Dolphin Sauce Boat, which was not the least bit helpful!
I'm the kind of person who bought a packet of skittles just to see what a rainbow tasted like.
If you have read any of my comments, you'll notice that my Conscience pops up a lot. He's an annoying little *gets hit in the head with a flying slipper* OW! PANTSY PATSY! THE HECK WAS THAT FOR?!?! *looks for culprit* *sees Conscience*
Me: *scowls at him* Who put a stick between your left and right buttocks?
Conscience: *waves slipper in hand* I got another slipper in my hand with your face's picture on it. Cluck at me one more time...
Me: *glares*
Conscience: *glares back* *waves shoe*
Me: *clucks at him and does funky chicken dance at him*
Conscience: THAT'S IT! *chucks slipper*
Me: Nah! *ducks* *runs off into the night*
Conscience: BISH, IT AINT EVEN NIGHT!
Me: *shrugs, running* *turns back too late* *falls into hole*
Anywisconsin.
I LEGIT ADORE RICK RIORDAN: LEO IS MA BAYBEH AND CL. STONE: I ABSOLUTELY ADORE GB!!!!! *swoons*
The girl you called fat? She starves herself.
The kid you teased because he cried? His mom died. The man you made fun of because his scars? He fought for our country. If you're against bullying, post this on your account. I bet 99% of you won't, but if you're the 1% with the heart, show it.
- Probably fell into a hole while trying to be a spy ninja
- JoinedAugust 23, 2016
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