This is Edward  doing Jared’s Bio!
Jared is indeed 16, he is pale and has blue green eyes. 

 Jared likes to..
Longboard/Surf
Sneak Around
Talk to his girl friend!
Make mi outfits better..(He’s crazy*whispers*) [NO I’M NOT!]
Listen to music (Who doesn’t?)
Drink ALOT! He drank a whole gallon of mi rootbeer!
Take mi tea..
 Jared hates to..
Do Chores
Do School Work
See a mess
Miss Sleep (Unless it’s for Priscilla)
Fight with his father
Give me back my monsters
Stay awake too long 

[Edward takes advantage of me] 
(DO NOT!) 
[Yes you do!] 
(Do not! *smacks the back of Jared’s head*) 
[Owww]
 
Mate/Girlfriend:

HE IS THE ONLY MALE BEATA OF THE DEATH PACK! (I’m done..unless)

JARED BLUSHES A LOT! HE IS ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT PRISCILLA!
(Done..)

This is Jared doing Edwards Bio! [That hurt *pouts*]
Edward is 17, he is plae has pale green eyes and blondie hair!

 Edward Likes To..
Longboard
Avoid sunlight
Drink Tea
Humiliate me at work (Do not!) [Yes you do!]
Talk all spiffyish
Pretend he’s a vampire (That’s where you're wrong..) [See?]
Dress up alot..He looks like a Vampire..
Drink Blood…(DO NOT!)
Invest in Rootbear..
(You drink all of it!) [Nuh-uh*Sticks out tongue*] (Come here you!) *Smack* [I have learned my lesson..]
 Edward Hates to..
Shop with his little sister
Go to the doctors
Hurt people
Use slang
‘Jump the gun’
Make people feel useless
Insult people
Be called a Blondie 
(The correct term is blonde) [It sounds like Blondie] (Should I? *Lifts hand*) [Nope]

Soul Mate: None

[Thats about it folks!] (No it is, That is all my fellow comrades) [Spiffyish!] (It’s Proper english! You are FEEBLE!) [What?] (*facepalm*)