Melody

*crickets chirping in the distance*

Hey guys! I don't mean to be bothersome to anyone, but I wanted to know if anyone was willing to roleplay with me? 

MY FRIEND IS AN ADULT VERGINNNN

Sorry O wasnt on much yesterday, I was a little busy.

Egg

*opens freezer* 
                  
          
                    Is there any food in my house?
          
              *cracks neck and sticks head in freezer*
          
                *quickly pulls head out straighted up*
          
          !!!NOPE!!!

I wanna die ヽ(*ﾟｰﾟ*)ﾉ
          
          But I'm happy to be listening to HAMILTON on Spotify!!!! (o‿∩)

Oh nevermind! My mom bought food!
          
           
          
                 A 
                         FUCKING
                                            CARROT!!
          
          THANKS 
                            MOM!

Jackyboi is on mah screen

I look like an egg