But I am very poorly today and very stupid and hate everybody and everything
- Charles Darwin
Fool me once, fool me twice, fool me chicken soup with rice.
- Bojack Horseman
I'll beat thee, but I'd infect my hands.
- Shakespeare
Thou art as fat as butter.
- Shakespeare
Not single and unwilling to physically get out of bed and mingle, I present to you: myself. 18 whole years old and I look like a little boy. I swear I'm not actually pessimistic; my sense of humour is just warped. I don't know any real facts about myself, but the mushroom emoji resonates within my soul and I connect deeply with melted cheese.
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Story by Uncle Dad
Asphyxiation
Maybe it was his gentle presence. Maybe it was her graceful soul. Either way, I loved them both.
But people...
