BadMad11

Happy birthday Jensen Ackles

BadMad11

I think Sonic is trans and I have proof. So as we all know, Shadow and Silver, two male hedgehogs, have chest fur and their arms and belly AREN'T like a tan color. Amy Rose is a female hedgehog and has the tan on her arms and DOESN'T have chest fur. 
          
          Sonic doesn't have chest fur and his arms and belly are tan.

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Person: So, how are you?
          Me who has been in a car for the last 8 hours with no sleep: Theoretically, I will go to both of my siblings’ funerals  because I am the youngest of us, but shorter people live longer than taller people, so me sister could be the one to go to mine and my brother’s funeral, but given the fact that my family genes are basically on crack, my brother could be the one to go to mine and my sister’s funeral, but there’s a chance we die at the same time down to the second and have a shared funeral so we are all at each others’ funeral

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@BadMad11 And also it's possible if you all die at the same time you have different funerals so you don't go to each other's funerals, or one of you die but the body is found so it's a bodyless funeral
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I just finished watching The Imperfects on Netflix and I have A LOT I need to say. First, there is like three relationships that needed to be canon. Abbi and Hannah, Sydney and Alex, and Juan and Tilda. Now, I know that Juan has a gf, BUT THE WAY THERE WAS SO MUCH ROMANTIC TENSION BETWEEN THEM THROUGH THE WHOLE SHOW AND DURING THE LAST EPISODE WHEN THEY HELD HANDS OMG!!!! And from the looks of it, Hannah and Abbi were sharing an apartment so maybe they became a couple in the end but it’s never clarified in the show. Also Sydney and Alex argued so much that it’s basically like every gay ship in One Piece except one is a guy and the other a girl. And the end where everyone was turning into monsters and Juan’s and Abbi’s came back but absolutely haywire and Finch was talking over Sydney. Hell, Tilda made a good choice to not get fixed. Like I NEED a season two because of this major cliffhanger. And can we just have a moment to laugh at the fact that Iñaki Godoy(The actor who plays Juan) can’t get a break from evil clowns because for only a few minutes there was one and he plays Luffy in live action one piece. Also hear me out. Juan becomes a chupacabra(basically, a Mexican werewolf) in the show. When he does, his eyes turn black and gold. Well that one part when it was just Juan and he wasn’t shifting but his eyes were that made me think. What if Chupi(that’s what they named the chupacabra) was in stuck in Juan’a body and the only way they could tell would be his eyes. And vice versa. Juan stuck in Chupi’s body but his eyes are still the same. Like I need a fanfic or ai chat of this. But all of this would make a LOT more sense I swear if you have actually seen the show. I totally recommend it though. It’s only ten episodes and the episodes are 40 minutes to an hour long

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So I have a doctors appointment tomorrow because I have now been sick for over a week and most of it is coughing. It has gotten bad enough that I am up for hours at night because I cough the most when I lay down and I can barely get a sentence out without needing to cough. Here's the thing, I don't what them to be like "Oh it's just allergies. Here's a prescription for an inhaler." No, I want it to be something weird like "You have fluid in your lungs, you're being sent to the hospital." And let me explain why. It's gonna be one hell of a story to tell people and I can prove to people that every time I get close to death, God and Satan look at my life choices, turn to each other, say "Fuck to the no", and let me live.

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It’s been a while since I’ve given any sign of life so here I am to bless you all. Life updates: I am now a sucker for the ASL brothers thanks to @BossbabyBakugo. I finished watching the live action One Piece and now I am watching the anime one. All I need now is a red button up and a black wig and my Luffy cosplay will be finished. I learned Ace is gnaw be in season two of live action One Piece and I am really excited for that. And bitches are still testing me.