Mikey

I'm deleting A Funny Story
          
          

I like schnitzels. ever have schnitzels before? Fuck no, who the hell eats schnitzels right? Please, drink BLEACH. yeah, i said it; BLEACH.
          Boring
          Liquid
          Estrogen
          Around
          Cock
          Huffers

JOLLY GOOD DAY YOU INSISTENT TWITS OF THE INTERNET. I AM NON OTHER THAN A PERSON SUCH AS YOURSELF. NOW TREAT EVERYONE WITH RESPECT OR SANTA IS GONNA SHIT DOWN YOUR STOCKING THIS YEAR. (That's a lie.) SHADDAP CHARLIE. (No, you shut yo bitch ass up because there is only one way for everyone in the universe to coexist happily is for everyone to hate everyone else.) THAT IS NOT ONLY THE MOST LOGICAL THING I'VE EVER HEARD, BUT TIS ALSO BE THE STUPIDEST. (Where are you from, the 1630's?) MAYBE, YOU INSISTENT TWIT OF THE INTERNET.

If anyone would care for an origami dick, please talk to my non existent alter ego Charlie at the front desk. Hi Charlie! (Shut yo bitch ass up!) Ah! Love you too buddy!

"A house divided amongst itself, would be better than this." 
          
          -Abe Lincoln

WELL NOW WHEN I CHECK MY EMAIL EVERYDAY ITS WATTPAD EMAILS LETTING ME KNOW TWO SPECIFIC PEOPLE ARE FASCINATED BY THE RETARDED SHIT I SAY. TAKE THAT MOM. 

Thanks for following :D

So now I have a complete list of things to use against you... Muhahahaha

@Broken_Angel74322 
          So you think it'd be funny if you saw a giant hairy tarantula crawling on your face??? The thought if that gives me freakin nightmares. 

I like Spiders! Spider Spider Spider!