Sup sweethearts, you may call me Nick, or Queen Bitch™. I may use sarcasm often, and have been labeled as a bitch by many people. Don't worry however, being called a bitch is something I find petty, and quite entertaining.

  I may be a potato, but damn are french fries good! 

 Now, bye-bye sweethearts!

Love, the shitiest author,
Badass Potato.