I'm Tea Cake and she's Shortcake. 

Because you're an amazing person for clicking on this joint account, you should get drunk on some following buttons. Right!? Now, lets get to the perving and you can get to know us!
!Warning! May contain weird substance of facts and violent language. This won't change your life at all!

Tea Cake:
I'm short....shorter than Shortcake but I'm Asian hence the name Tea. 
Funny cause I love tea. Well I love all food after all he is my bae. Like look at that six pack!!! That six packed meal of BUGERS!
Ruler of food land, next door neighbour is Shortcake ruler of candyworld
Dating my bed but cheating with Food 
I don't watch TV unless I'm watching people's pain or it's cartoon. 
I love drawing, art, and the library is my thing.
I sing in the shower and sleep like a starfish 
Adrenaline junkie, sweatpants lover and converses are my bestfriends. 
A dude stole my food once and I kicked him in the balls. 
I have a thing for cheeks
I use the word Peasants a lot...Even if you're my bestfriend I will still call you peasant. 
I have a weird fear of being crushed by a hug. Like that would be an pathetic death!!! 
Touch me or my food and your balls will die. 

Shortcake: 
Sarcasm queen
Hyper weirdo, I eat too much sugar ^.^
I have a thing for noses
Love of horror films
Dear sweatpants and hoodies, thank you for always being there for me, love 'sexy and I know it but too lazy to show it'. 
NOT NORMAL
awesome eater and chatterbox. Loves to talk. I love DONUTS.
Teenage posts is the way of life
If I look calm...I'm not, i'm just planning a death so beware. 
I hate hot dogs and chucky is my friend. 
I live in candyworld and is bestfriends with peterpan. 
I use the word DUDE a lot, I don't what gender you are, I will still call you dude. 
I LOVE UNICORNS!!! 

You better follow us! 

Lots of guns and grenades
xoxoxoxo

Tea Cake + Shortcake 

Tea Cake: Peace out rainbow trout!

!Warning! !Books contains weird shit, strong language and violence!