Listen up, you little skibidi goofball. I got a PhD in nut destruction and a master's degree in arson appreciation. My hobby? Collecting nukes like they Pokémon cards. You think you can test me? Bro, I got your IP, your browser history, and even that one sus search at 3 AM. Try me, and the whole world's gonna know what you've been googling, you toilet humanoid. Mess around and find out-I got the self-destruct codes ready. 
Here's my insta id: Ur_localarsonist