Hi,

I badly write narratives. I want to engage you, the reader, with my stories, but I am simply no good at it. I want to wow you with an engrossing story, but my plots aren't, well, well-plotted. I want you to fall in love with my characters, but they all lack characterization. I want you to have fun, and maybe my badness will be fun to you.

Read my stories and see for yourself! Or don't--they're pretty badly written!

Also, I am an adult man, so I can take whatever criticism (constructive or otherwise) that you may have. So please, feel free to comment with your uninhibited feelings. I also have a frail ego though, so know that I will probably cry if you are too mean. I know that sounds like I just contradicted myself, but isn't life full of so many unparsable paradoxes?