hello, my name is Shannon... wait no thats not right... shanoon! that's better. I write lots of booksez. in my booksez, I try to include 

good conversation, 

"wheat bread makes sandwiches, know what I'm saying?" 

common sense, 

"if candles can live on a diet of crayons and lighter fluid, how hard can it be?" 

and wisdom... 

"just take that little voice in your head that tells you to care about people, and shoot it. shoot it in the face." 

my gole it to answer one question alone...

WHO THE  #_=&# CLOSES THE DOOR AFTER THE BUS DRIVER GETS OUT?!?!?!?