For lack of better starting phrases...Ello love!

So, I see you've stumbled upon my humble homepage, where I strive to post my stories as soon as inspiration strikes...which is never, actually. But you can certainly disregard that.

Well, I dare you to read my story. Do it. Don't be a beef curtain.
And while you're at it, vote as well as comment...that is, if you like it. Before you lose patience, I would like to tell you some things about myself that will most likely deepen your understanding of me.

I am who they call the Baffled Wench. I am 16 and going on 17, indeed.

My friends call me anti-social...but that's just them. I think I'm quite the party animal.

Curse words, movies—absolutely anything with comical aspect—crack me up.

A few things I dig are books- lots of them, soccer, hot showers, Tom Hiddleston, pianos, violins, classical music, Tom Hiddleston...marathons- the fun kind, Wattpad, Sherlock Holmes BBC; which I discovered just recently thanks to an awesome friend with a laugh funnier than any joke you can possibly think of, and lastly, Tom Hiddleston. Oh, and add Matt Healy in there as well.

I laugh a lot and tend to act unhinged. Caution. You do not know how much I'm tempted to cuss. Alas, I have to hold myself back because of the number of under aged individuals that might come across this homepage of mine.

Kids...don't cuss. Stay in school. Kick some butt.

Please read my story if you aren't too busy. I'll appreciate it and shower you with my benevolence! I give you my word.

Au Revoir!