BaguetteManOfficial

BaguetteManOfficial

It’s Lag Ba’Omer. Feel like I should be out partying… but I was one of the tens of thousands (I couldn’t find a clearer estimate) at Har Meron last year celebrating with the chassidim so I’m still partied out. Maybe next year I’ll party again, but that seems unlikely. 
          
          What are the other Yidden following me doing to celebrate? I’m not making a bonfire, but I will be making kebabs. Chag Sameach.

BaguetteManOfficial

ALSO! Just realized it’s cinco de mayo! So have fun, anyone celebrating that!
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BaguetteManOfficial

Craving black and white cookies like there’ll be no tomorrow if I don’t have one.
          
          Anyways I’ve got 6 and a half chapters written for this book I’ve been working on with nothing but inspiration for writing more. How many chapters should I wait until I have before posting the first one? I’ve been thinking 15 but have been considering 20. Thoughts?

BaguetteManOfficial

Clayface looks like a movie that’s going to come out… but Coyote Vs. Acme looks like movie of the year, gosh darn it!
          
          If Batman, Zatanna, black canary, Robin, Nightwing, Green Lantern (Alan Scott, since he’s a Gotham hero), or literally any other hero isn’t in Clayface I’m gonna feel so robbed. They’ve tricked me into going to see a horror movie, they better at least make it worth it.

LeeleeD22

@BaguetteManOfficial lol
            I didn’t even know this was happening but I have this feeling it’s gonna be like the Kraven the Hunter movie. Which Spider man was not in. 
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BaguetteManOfficial

I can’t remember the last time I wrote something that’s made me cry (I’m not survive ever done that before) but I just wiped away tears so expect good things in the future. Gonna wait until I’ve written a few more chapters before I start uploading these. 

LeeleeD22

@BaguetteManOfficial lol. 
            I also haven’t gotten to a point in any books I’ve written that warrant crying. 
            Eventually when I kill a character or write a love confession or smth I’ll probably cry. Lol
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LeeleeD22

@BaguetteManOfficial I… can’t recall a time I’ve written something that made me cry. 
            Other than journal entries, but I don’t think that counts. 
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BaguetteManOfficial

“In blackest day or brightest night, watermelon, cantaloupe, yadda yadda, uh… a superstitious and cowardly lot, with liberty and justice for all!”
                     -Duck Dodgers (24th and 1/2 Century)

BaguetteManOfficial

@LeeleeD22 I could 100% see DougDoug saying that
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LeeleeD22

@BaguetteManOfficial I read Doug Doug instead of duck dodgers and got rlly excited. 
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BaguetteManOfficial

Internet people: Superman doesn’t have a rule against killing! He should kill more!
          
          Me: Normal people don’t have a rule against killing, they just don’t do it because they know it’s wrong.

LeeleeD22

@BaguetteManOfficial ya. 
            Unrelated but Gotham makes me so mad lol. Like wdym ur not gonna execute notorious criminals and murderers?! Idc if Joker is mentally ill, he’s killed countless people! Execute him!!
            Alr rant over lol
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BaguetteManOfficial

We’re pivoting from baguettes to Matzah until pesach is over. This account is kosher for pesach now!

SunSpear2358

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@BaguetteManOfficial Nah, Imma trademark that shit (jk, ofc use it)
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BaguetteManOfficial

@SunSpear2358 I’m upset I didn’t think of that myself. Mind if I use it?
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SunSpear2358

MatzahManOfficial goes hard
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