S'up? Im a sarcastic Bastard who has a love of Dan Avidan. 
That's it. 
Are you still reading?
I said that's it.
What you wanna know more? 
Well I like Deadpool too.
Other youtubers are cool as well. 
Like Jacksepticeye.
He's pretty awesome. 
Markipliers cool too.
Pewdiepie isn't.
Nah, he's gone mad with power.
Then again, why would you go mad without power?
It must be pretty boring.
I mean no one would listen to you. 
Yeah.
That was a simpsons reference. 
I don't like the simpsons that much either. 
eh, they're alright actually. 
Are you really still reading? 
Why don't you actually read one of my stories? 
I mean they're much cooler than this.
I think so anyway.
I don't know, maybe you just come on here to read the "About"s.
Maybe you didn't even know people wrote stories on here and i'm blowing your mind right now. 
Are you getting bored yet?
Nah me neither.
I'm running out of space to write though. 
Well since you read this far I'll give you a sick reference to leave on.
Well I will if I don't run out of room to wr