Welcome! You must have stumbled here by accident! If you did: the bathrooms are to the right, the tip jar is on the front counter, and the exit is the way you just came in! Oh! My name is Sit down or Leave, by the way!
Now, If you DID'T: YAY!! A nice person! Will you be my friend?! No? Oh... (She walks off sad and embarrassed) Never mind then....

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Hi! You can call me Micki! (My user is translated into 'Stupid_Life' and my "Name" translates into Micki Noel, a name I wish I actually had... :*<) Lol! I'm strange!
Enjoy my stories and Reading Lists! 
I read A lot of Fanfics, can you tell? (She blushes) Too bad Wattpad keeps thinks I like One Direction! It is seriously mistaken! Just know it's a privilege to have you stumble across my humble profile!

Anyways! I gotta read! So! Uh... BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE! Stays awesome and original! Bye! Again....