Kuroo's Chibi-Chan

So umm hi y’all. 
          
          I’m back low key forgot my password for a hot minute ummmmmmm 
          
          That’s all, I’m back 

AAHHHHHH THAT THE FUCKKKK AHHHH 
          
          
          
          
          that’s all. Thank you for coming to my ted talk. 

You forgot about Kota-

Ok this is would have to be the weirdest thing to rant about but as an Australian, my country is fucking stupid
          
          Like how the fuck did anyone past highschool? 
          
          Just because the media has said coronavirus has a chance of being deadly and shit like that doesn't mean you need to start fights in the middle of tbe fucking supermarket over a 24 pack of toilet paper, jesus fucking christ. 
          
          I was at my local supermarket and saw that there was literally no toilet paper and when i asked is they had any in the back, they said won't have any till the END of fucking MARCH! 
          
          There are videos of people having trolleys full of just toilet paper. Pretty sure Coronavirus doesn't make you shit but who gives a fuck about people who actually need toilet paper

Did i basically pull an all nighter for one subject? 
          
          Hmm yeah
          
          Did i finish the assignment for the subject?
          
          Hmmm no! 
          
          Am i going to fail year 12 because i needed to pass this one class? 
          
          Hmmm yeah! 
          
          Am i crying right now cause Im failure?
          
          YOU BEAT YOUR FUCKING ASS I AM! 

Could 2020 get any worse... 

Message for the Australian government...
          
          We are burning 
          To put the fire damage in New South Wales in perspective, some 900,000 hectares were lost in the 2019 Amazon fires and around 800,000 hectares burned in the 2018 California wildfires.
          
          
          In the New South Whales fire (which have been burning since july 2019)  WE HAVE LOST 6 MILLION HECTARES OF LAND!!!. 
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          Tell us Scott Morrison, how many more brave and strong volunteers have to lose their lives before you speak up? How many more families have to lose their homes before you open your eyes? How many more animals have to be cooked alive before you take action?
          
          Australia is now the 2nd most polluted country in the world because of the fires. Experts are saying that breathing in the air is like smoking 40 cigarettes in a single day. At least 21 people have been confirmed dead. Many MANY more still missing due to these fires. 
          
          The flames are hot enough to turn the aluminium on the fire trucks to liquid. Aluminium has a melting point of 660 degrees Celsius, which is 1220 degrees Fahrenheit. 8 fireman were trapped on their truck as it got engulfed by flames. It was literally melting away from them. They lucky made it out alive. Some volunteers were not so fortunate. 
          
          I my, have be fortunate enough to not affected as badly as others. I haven't lost my home, my well being, my life but I was damn fucking close to. I heart goes out to anyone affected in the fires. 
          
          As a country, we need to band together and push through, we survived black Friday (the deadliest bushfires in Australia's history) we can survive this. 
          
          Thank you to all the volunteers and fire fighters battling the horrible conditions and just know you have the whole of Australia and possibly a good portion of the world behind you. 
          
          And to Scott Morrison. Get your fucking head out of your ass and do something. Go show your country that you are helping. Fucking Tony Abbott (previous Prime Minister) is doing more then you.
          
          Sorry for the rant guys.... 

Just want to say I love everyone on here. You guys are like a second family to me. 
          
          I'm currently surrounded by bushfires and have already been evacuated. There is a high chance I will lose everything. My family and grandparents have already lost their homes. I had to run out of my work today because it started to go up in flames. I'm terrified for mine and families safety. The fireman are doing the absolute best and the are amazing for it but the fires are still out of control. My country is basically Hell at the moment. Our prime minister has fucked off the hawaii for a holiday while we burn down. 
          
          I love you guys so much. Not sure how much longer I will have internet, the power is out and my phone is low on charge. I will not say good bye, just see you guys next time I'm online 

Based on how everyone is reacting I’d say you probably aren’t supposed to be drinking, I don’t know the reasons why not in your case but it seems like your friends are doing this because the care about you and don’t want drinking to negatively affect your life, so please stop.

How DARE you drink?! *pulls out the bazooka that I definitely have a permit for*