Alex the weirdo

THE ONE FUCKING TIME THEY ANSWER THE PHONE MY BATTERY IS GONNA DIE-
          HAWT CHEETO 

Y'all are gonna think I have bad taste but I have the hugest crush on Jerry jewel if you ask what my celebrity crush is,like he voiced akito hyama in kodocha HE'S THE MAN OF MY DREAMS-
          Also can someone help me learn to shift?

You ever just get so confused you start to wonder if your even real-