BakugouisYEET

when you've had Wattpad since fourth grade but youre too lazy to write stuff that isnt garbage

I- i havent been on wattpad since MAY

I see you everywhere.
          It's freaking me out.
          

Thank you for the follow!! I really appreciate it!! 

CAN WE ALL JUST AGREE HOW ATTRACTIVE FANFIR IS FROM DRAGON MAID?! i just barely started watching and dayum.....

YEAHHH BOIIIIS!! MY GALAXY BAKUGOU SWEATSHIRT CAME IN THE MAIL TODAY!!!!!

Breaking my back just to know your name
          Seventeen tracks and I've had it with this game
          I'm breaking my back just to know your name
          But heaven ain't close in a place like this
          Anything goes but don't blink, you might miss
          Cause heaven ain't close in a place like this
          I said heaven ain't close in a place like this
          Bring it back down, bring it back down tonight
          Never thought I'd let a rumor ruin my moonlight
          Well, somebody told me you had a boyfriend
          Who looked like a girlfriend
          That I had in February of last year
          It's not confidential
          I've got potential
          
          Ready, let's roll onto something new
          Taking its toll, and I'm leaving without you
          Cause heaven ain't close in a place like this
          I said heaven ain't close in a place like this
          Bring it back down, bring it back down tonight
          Never thought I'd let a rumor ruin my moonlight
          Well, somebody told me you had a boyfriend
          Who looked like a girlfriend
          That I had in February of last year
          It's not confidential
          I've got potential
          Rushing, rushing around
          Pace yourself for me (for me)
          I said maybe, baby please
          But I just don't know now (maybe, baby)
          When all I wanna do is try
          Well somebody told me you had a boyfriend
          Who looked like a girlfriend
          That I had in February of last year
          It's not confidential
          I've got potential
          Rushing, rushing around
          Somebody told me you had a boyfriend
          Who looked like a girlfriend
          That I had in February of last year
          It's not confidential
          I've got potential
          Rushing, rushing around
          Somebody told me you had a boyfriend
          Who looked like a girlfriend
          That I had in February of last year
          It's not confidential
          I've got potential
          Rushing, rushing around
          
          idk im bored this is a gud song tho 
          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwmDBqBtIbw

BITCH I BE SO LONELY THAT I CRIED BC OF A HORRIBLY WRITTEN FANFIC, ahem reenactment time , 
          
          Me: BITCH WHY DO OTHER PEOPLE GET BOYFRIENDS YET I CAN'T EVEN GET A BODY PILLOW OF MY FICTIONAL DADD-ahem- SENPAIanti-gay
          
          Me: *is sad and lays on couch*
          
          Me: Dekka get up here and love me T^T 
          
          Dekka: (my mom's husky puppy) * walks away to eat food* 
          
          Me: BOI T^T oof.* Proceeds to fantasize about sero till I fall asleep* 
          
          Me: *wakes up this morning* damn I had a good dream...
          
          
          DREAM REENACTMENT TIME! 
          
          
          *Litterally just about me and Sero cuddling on meh couch*

OOF
          
          Y'alls ever just be sitting on ur couch watching RuPauls Drag Race and drinking chai tea and just start thinking "God damn, why is Hanta FUKING Sero soooooo hot, Unpopular opinion warning but God damn! Dis boi be fineeeeee!" And then u realize youve never actually liked any real people except for a dumb small crush on one of ur good friends Like Idk just me?

so if u use johnson & johnson baby lotion for smutting, does that mean it enhances ur ability to make a baby?