Ballinandcantgetup
Just took a bath with my gf and ate some pop tarts, I have never been more relaxed in my life
Ballinandcantgetup
My heart might stop from sheer calmness
Ballinandcantgetup
Ballinandcantgetup
Me and my gf are in a constant battle of trying to outfreak each other, I am currently losing
Ballinandcantgetup
On one hand I'm devastated that I'm losing, but on the other hand she's done things to me I would never have thought about
Ballinandcantgetup
I throw up all my money cause I got motion sickness
Ballinandcantgetup
One of my friends has somehow acquired 3 different femboys and idk how the hell he did that
Ballinandcantgetup
That's far too much twink for one man
Ballinandcantgetup
Limp bizkit on the sex playlist like "move in now move out" YES SIR MR DURST SIR
Ballinandcantgetup
Best believe I'm never limp with the bizkit playing
Ballinandcantgetup
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Ngl I do not think before I speak so I'm just as surprised as the rest of you when I say stupid shit
Ballinandcantgetup
"Damn who said that" shortly after it came out of my own mouth
Ballinandcantgetup
Yes I'm still here, where else am I supposed to read my lesbian fiction
Ballinandcantgetup
Busting a nut without my commanding officer's approval, call that a dishonorable discharge
Ballinandcantgetup
@BlissEclipse you're welcome, my wisdom is boundless
BlissEclipse
@Ballinandcantgetup why is this the first thing I see
Ballinandcantgetup
I ain't taking any nudes, if you want naked pictures of me come take them yourself
Ballinandcantgetup
Just cranked my hog with tchaikovsky playing on the background, busted the most malicious and evil nut of my life