Help I'm (@Ballinandcantgetup)'s conversations

a day ago

Is it really to much to ask for a hot girl to choke the life out of me

a day ago

Is it really to much to ask for a hot girl to choke the life out of me

a day ago

If I seem like I'm trying to piss you off on purpose it's cause I'm in love with you my bad

Hey nerd, you should try getting some bitches (it's me, I wanna be the bitches)

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a day ago

Fun fact #3!: You've been sleeping wrong, they don't like that

Feb 27

Crazy how we could be having a full text conversation and you'd never know I was jorkin it

Feb 25

I'm gonna invent steel fingered gloves for blue collar lesbians

"Keep them things safe girl you're gonna need em later"

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Feb 22

If ozempic takes away any more huggable women I'm gonna riot

Feb 10

Istg if I don't own a corvette in the next 5 years imma crashout

Feb 04

Not once have I ever looked respectfully, if you're hot assume I am mentally drooling

Being hot requirements:
            
            1. Booty is present
            
            2. Sense of humor

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Feb 03

Women with stretch marks ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Hnngfhf

Feb 03 • Reply

Jan 04

I'm finally watching stranger things and it's literally just the backrooms if it happened in indiana

Bro Steve sucks why is he even here

Jan 04 • Reply

Joyce is such a W mom fr, she's my favorite already

Jan 04 • Reply

Nvm, Lucas apologized he's chill now

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