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Why is every commercial for Levi's just scenes of people's asses? Like I'm not complaining but I feel like there's gotta be another way to market jeans

I must be inertia the way I'm in a constant state of motion

I be using both my hands in bed call that ambisextrous

If you ever wanna have a great time, don't sleep for 2 days and watch megamind

I'm such a good bf fr, she tells me to stfu and I do cause I love her ❤️

Is it really to much to ask for a hot girl to choke the life out of me

If I seem like I'm trying to piss you off on purpose it's cause I'm in love with you my bad

Fun fact #3!: You've been sleeping wrong, they don't like that

Crazy how we could be having a full text conversation and you'd never know I was jorkin it

I'm gonna invent steel fingered gloves for blue collar lesbians