-My name is Elijah Pitman
-I have read a fair amount of books
-Never tried to write a book and don't  plan to
-A huge fan of fiction books
-Also like horror books

Once upon a time, there were four men named, Dancing Jeff, Dancing Gordon (who were brothers), Snivel Snitchtongue, and Conall “Buffalo” Whelan. In Toad Suck, Arkansas these four “gentlemen” met under the worst of circumstances. There was a crop competition and all four were caught cheating. The Dancing Bros were okay with it because they still had the occupation of dancing for money. Snivel and Whelan on the other hand did not turn out so well. Crops began to fail and both men started to fall away to madness. So Whelan went back to Bare Knuckle Boxing Inc. and Snivel went back to being the lonely drunk that killed his wife. The Dancing Bros went on the be the greatest dancers in the history of Old West dancin’. The Bros ended up retiring and buying kittens and scratching them until they died. THE END.