Banaenae Man

It's been a long while
          
          I remember when you were Persassy

Just a friendly reminder to bots and people alike that while I support your right to vampire roleplay, my requests chapter on the smutbook is not a place for it, nor is it a place to promote vampire clan related scams

WE ARE BACK IN BUSINESS!!!

Everytime I've tried to sit down to write since the beginning of the month a flying train of emotional consequence hits me in the head
          
          Expect nothing before december, at this rate the locomotive of satan shall end me

I'm sure everyone's seen the results by now
          
          Rather depressing, isn't it?

Nobody ever let me post/say anything in relation to a schedule ever again because clearly it will instantly become a lie and a disappointment

Success! I managed to write a smutshot in less than a week! Sorry for making the person who requested it wait 4 months tho-
          
          At this rate, we'll be able to get through all the current requests by (checks notes)...2029. Hmmmmmmmm

I can confirm that I am still alive and working on stuff behind the scenes! I'm hoping to get back into the habit of publishing one smutshot per week, but we'll see how that goes. I'm also hoping to piece together something that'll resemble a longform story in the near future, however that one is much more of a tossup

pssssssttt

-wakes up
          -checks the calendar
          -eyes bulge in a comical fashion
          -runs around, piecing together a story
          
          Welp, I have returned! And I'm back with another story that I should be able to finish this time! If you like poly relationships and a pinch of comedy with the faintest hint of angst, I got just the thing for you! Its called And They Were Roommates so it'd be really cool if you could check it out :)