Banaenae Man

So its been a while
          
          I'm not really in the countryhumans fandom anymore, it just doesn't bring me the same joy it used to and writing for it became a chore. Instead, I've moved on to Hazbin Hotel which has become a lot more fun to write for. I might circle back to countryhumans at some point, but that's unlikely for the next few months
          
          If you're not into Hazbin, that's cool. It was awesome having you as my readers and commenters!
          
          If you are, well I hope you like Alastor, because he is going to be the main character in many of the upcoming stories I have in the works. Today I'll be putting out the first two chapters of my current fic, Alastor Altruist Abandoned by his Friends for those of you that are interested. Updates will be every Wednesday <3

For those who are regular readers of the smutbook, I would like to ask that you read the updated Requests/Warnings page at the beginning, as there have been some recent issues I have had to address.
          For those who are still waiting for the next big book to be published, very sorry to report that you will not see one before summer, but I have one in the works (I know, I know, I've said this like five times now)

RIP wattpad has smited you once again

I remember you

I may be dead on here but IRL I be winning writing awards :P

There is now a leaderboard! For what you will have to discover, but know that if you find yourself in the top ranking spots you will get blocked! 

It's been a long while
          
          I remember when you were Persassy

Just a friendly reminder to bots and people alike that while I support your right to vampire roleplay, my requests chapter on the smutbook is not a place for it, nor is it a place to promote vampire clan related scams

WE ARE BACK IN BUSINESS!!!

Everytime I've tried to sit down to write since the beginning of the month a flying train of emotional consequence hits me in the head
          
          Expect nothing before december, at this rate the locomotive of satan shall end me