Owen MineKraft

SORRY IF YOU GOT PINNGED TWICW FOR MY BOOK!!!!!!!!!!!
          MY MUM EDITED THE CHAPTER BRUH

JUST POSTED AN *ACTUAL* CHAPTER IN MY ONESHOT BOOK
          GO GO GO

JUST POSTED ALL OF EM ✊

Sooooo-
          Hello T^T
          I know I haven't been online like I usually am-
          
          And I was thinking, my MCYT oneshot book? 
          I have been using it as a... Storage area of sorts, my friends and I found this game, and we have come up with MANY different Oneshots of... Sorts-
          So I'm thinking that its gonna be a mix of MCYT and crack-fic oneshots :D
          I'M DUMP POSTING TONIGHT LOL

Mfs you asked for it. (To the three different people who tagged me) I'm going and you should to ig
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/387969409

https://pin.it/7gFC6TnQI
          
          EHAUHHAHAËÆHDUWMSUHAEAEARA

If I had a nickel for every time Grian made a summoning platform because he missed a friend I would have two nickels... Which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice-

I'm eating chicken tenders rn and then got mass ptsd to the fanfic... ITS CURSED ME...!!!!

People who have watched EVO... What ep does the real shit start? (So I have something to look forward to) 

A few quotes from my AU I came up with (all will probably be in the finished book I promise (probably like 4 years from now lol)) 
          
          ALSO REMEMBER NONE OF THIS IS CANNON IT'S ALL AN AU (+ OC's) 
          
          *Bri saying something motivational*
          "Bro we are on our way to fight GODS! The fuck you on about!?" -me
          
          "Wilbur. You are the eldest of 5 boy's, the fuck you expect?" -Me
          "Technically I'm the eldest" -Grian
          "No one asked you Mr timeline hopper" -Me
          
          "How did this happen?" -me
          "They used my trauma" -Grian
          
          "WAIT- WE'RE MARRIED!?" -Tommy
          "Bro we had a wedding! What are you on about!?" -Tubbo and Ranboo at the same time
          
          "You know it's cute that you are going to defeat me with the power of friendship and all but- I am a Watcher from... The void" -some Watcher
          *me leaning over to Alex*
          "Did it just quote a YouTube sound?" -Me
          
          "14" -me
          "What? 15 people!? WE ONLY HAVE 14 PEOPLE!? WE HAVE 14 PEOPLE FOR AN ARMY!?" -Conner
          
          "How did we end up with all rainbows for kids?" Phil
          "Hunny- didn't you kiss a boy in middle school?" -Kristen
          *flustered* "IT WAS A DARE!" -Phil *the bisexual man says*
          (Context, not a single one of their kids are cis/str8 so-) 
          
          *standing up at Thanksgiving*
          "Guys I have an announcement" -Me
          "Oh Lord not again" -Techno
          "*inhale*... I'm gay" -Me
          *the rest of us stand up*
          "Same/me too/also" -everyone else (minus the kids) 
          
          
          I think I've given you enough funny hahas