-Writer/Comedian/Critic
-Likes Bananas
-Likes Bow ties
-Can breathe
-Was born at a very young age
-Monty Python fan

"When life catches you in its headlights, you should probably jump out of the way instead of facing it head on. Unless it's a helicopter with a machine gun. Then you're probably screwed."
-BB
 
Notice: I will NOT be updating my stories on a weekend. Deal with it.

Cheerio.