(No bananas or cats were harmed in the making of this profile)
I'm an alien who likes reading, writing, and getting emotional over stories waaaayyyy too much, which is probably why I'm on this site in the first place. That, and to waste time.
pronouns are she/her
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• Hufflepuff
• Can be adequately described as a chocolate-craving teenager struggling to get enough sleep
• I prefer waffles over pancakes and both over (annoying) people
• I have a low tolerance for incorrect punctuation - but only when I'm writing a story. Bios and comments mean all grammar is thrown out the window.
• Procrastinating on the grounds that anything I haven't done is something I wouldn't mind missing if I died tomorrow
• Proud social caterpillar
• Currently buying a soap to opera, feeding birds to the bird food, and searching for the meaning of life (via dictionary, of course).
Reading requests welcome, because boredom.
Which, incidentally, is also why I rearrange this.
But be warned - if you ask me to read your book, chances are, I'm probably going to ask you to read some of mine.
I'm too lazy to create different reading lists and, like, name them and order them and categorize and whatever else, so I have one big reading list that has books I liked and would totally recommend. (Way too general, I know, but...again, I'm lazy.)
And most of my writing isn't published, so GOOD LUCK WITH THAT ONE. But be vigilant. It will happen.
...and maybe kind of please check out any writing I HAVE published? (This is a weak attempt at a self promotion. But you catch my drift, yeah?)
As a final note, if you saw the dirty double meaning to my username, then I like you. If not, look harder.
- Ha ha ha no.
- JoinedMay 28, 2020
- website: A cat
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In which Bella accidentally butt-dials an old lady.
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Dear Merica,
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"It's not summer without you, girl."
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