AMIA WAH!

“I just a little anxious when it comes to needles.” 
          
          I say as the nurse holds my hand in support. I then watch my heart rate shoot from 76 to 115 as the orthodontist begins to administer the IV. The machine starts beeping as the number turns red. The orthodontist says he’s done. My heart rate lowers back to 86.
          
          I then feel the tension leave my body as the anesthesia kicks in and I go to under.

I’m not gonna be replying to anything for like maybe 2 days cause I lowkey got that surgery tomorrow. Uh.. wish me luck ig? The anesthesia is gonna be funky as hell

HELP?? MY SCHOOL HAS THIS MICROWAVE THAT LOOKS LIKE IT CAME FROM THE ARMY! THE LITTLE GLASS PLATE DOESN’T EVEN SPIN, IT JUST BLASTS HEAT AT THE OBJECT INSIDE IM CRYING  
          
          The best part? You can’t put anything in there for over thirty seconds at a time or else it literally refuses to start. That thing is probably as old as the cement in the school’s foundation 

How do I explain that most of the ships in PJSK are just zest because there’s only sixteen main male characters out of the.. 50 characters in the game 

Teaching myself the material for a unit test tomorrow because my teacher is actually kind of failing their job <3

I should write more. The Christmas spirit compels me to do an advent calendar of one-shots related to Christmas and winter in general with the MHA cast and maybe another fandom or two…

Chat, can we please bring back the word fat as an adjective and not just something mean? I’m sick and tired of seeing people having to censor the word fat when talking about anything. Like dawg, it’s a word used to describe something, it’s not always meant to be offensive 
          
          PLEASE- WHY DID THE INTERNET TURN IT INTO A SLUR LIKE GENUINELY WHAT??? I commented on a cat being fat once and someone told me that it was the f-slur. 
          
          Like- 
          Oh. Girl, that’s not—

People always comment on how much others eat like they’re not also edible
          
          “Damn girl, you eating again?”
          
          Yeah, matter of fact, I might just eat you next 

It’s always so funny to watch people realize that I can bend multiple parts of my body in abnormal ways.
          
          It freaks them out a lot

Someone told me I shouldn’t see lines on lights. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE SHOULDN’T BE LINES ON THE LIGHTS??? 
          
          Astigmatism? Don’t know her.