I LIVE ON HEAVEN AS AN ANGEL BECAUSE SOMEONE DECIDED TO BE SO RUDE (NO JAMS GUY) THAT I FAINT AND EVENTUALLY DIED BECAUSE OF LOSING TOO MUCH BLOOD FROM A NOSEBLEED ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) SOMEHOW, I STOLE SOMEONE'S PHONE FROM EARTH, AND CLAIMED IT AS MINE, THERE'S NO WIFI UP HERE, SO I HAVE TO USE 4G, IT COSTS TON OF MONEY, SO I HAVE TO STEAL SOME MONEY FROM THE BANK :) SOMETIMES I WONDERED WHY I'M STILL ON HEAVEN WITHOUT GETTING KICKED OUT BY GOD...