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I’ve been gone for two months so...
Here’s a little something I wrote just today when a sudden idea sprang up
“Sometimes, life is like an abomination of confusion and anger. It's like when you're sleeping in the dead of night only to wake up to a strange rattling sound outside. And when you go to check said rattling sound, you find a dumb opossum in the trash with it's tiny, meaty hands on your junk and staring you down as if it knows what it's doing.
As if it knows that it's causing you every possible inconvenience because it's fucking three forty-five in the morning and you have school tomorrow.
This was totally hypothetical, by the way. Yoongi was definitely not staring down a opossum at three forty-five, in his robes and standing on his porch completely barefoot with the slight twinge of pain that told he had also gained a splinter in his toe.
And the opossum did not get scared and run off, launching itself so quickly off its haunches that it spilled the tiny trash can it was on.”