I sexually identify as Dio Brando. Ever since I was a little adopted boy I dreamed of killing my biological father and my step father through means of a blood sacrifice to become a vampire. People say that a person being an anime villain is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a surgeon dye my hair blonde, give me red eye contacts and turn me into a vampire by putting a stone mask onto my face that was created by the apex race of evolved humans that went into slumber 10,000 years ago. From now on, I want you guys to call me "DIO" and respect my right to feed off the misery of the Joestar family and their descendants. If you can't respect me you're a vampiraphobe and need to check your time-stopping privilege. Thank you, for being so understanding.