If we been chatting for a while and you're interested, don't ask for my number, my enemies will be alerted.
Instead, go to the nearest bus station. There might be a man there with a grey fadora reading the news paper. Ask him for a glass of milk. If he doesn't reply with, "yes, the weather is lovely today, isn't it?" Then run. Run far and run fast. They have found you. And they will stop at nothing to get to me.



Anyway, here's a few things about me.

▪ I like cheesecake.

▪ I like chocolate.

▪I like food.

▪I hate most people.

▪ I love animals with all my heart.

▪ And lastly, I have 11 pets.








... Yeah, that's all I can think of...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ



From @sugercube1068
Dear bullies,
That boy you made fun of in class today? He killed himself a few moments ago. That boy you called dumb? He has autism. That girl you called fat? She's starving herself to fit your standards. That boy you punched in the hall today? He's already being abused at home. That child you called stupid for being in a wheelchair? He risked his life to save a 6 year old. That girl you called ugly? Her family lives off 9 dollars a day. That boy you called a crybaby? His grandma and grandpa just died in a car crash. You think you know them? Wrong. You don't.
94% probably  will ignore this, and 6% will copying and pasting this already.