Vaudeville vagabond with a penchant for story and comedy jokes.
Words and phrases and paragraphs, oh my. Pages per request. 
Famously confused by the concept of the "Bad Joke."
Top of the pops.
Allegedly ineligible for endless endorsements (But is open to discussion about the aforementioned endorsements, because allegedly only means so much when money's involved.)
Corrupter of the innocent and innocent of all corruption charges.
Professional hugs at amateur prices.