Brainrotted

Day499: the lemon cake I made is in the fridge if you want some
          
          Woof

Day498: ARF WOOF GRRRR BARK BARK BARK BARJ BAFK BARK BARK BARKK WOOOOOOF WOOF ARF ARF AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GRRRR ARF ARF ARF WOOF BARK ARF WOOF BARK BARK BARK WOOF BARK BARK ARF WOOF WOOF WOOF ARF ARF ARF ARF AWOOOO BARK BARK BARK BARK

Day497: ARF ARFA RF AWOOO BARK BARK ARF WOOF! Ily twin keep making peak art

We need to KILL lolicon 

I JUST SAW A DRAG QUEEN WALKING DOWN THE STREET
          
          GOOD LORD IM FOAMING AT THE MOUTH 
          
          
          DRAG QUEENS ( AND KINGS ) ARE SO BEAUTIFUL CHAT ARUGHJHAUHHAHAHAHHA

When you see an old mutual and realize that they unfollowed you <<<<
          
          
          :heartbroken:

I'm about to fight my foods teacher bro
          
          Tell me why she told me I couldn't season my food due to other people not liking it? Nigga it's MY food, I cooked it, they don't have to eat it
          
          See, it would be different if someone was allergic but no one was. Get outta my face ma'am 

If I slap your ass at 8:40 pm, what time will it stop jiggling 

I woke up at 2am searching for my glasses, only for me to realize 30 MINUTES LATER that they were on my forehead 
          
          
          I'm tweaking man

Daddy’s back from their break…heh..(THIS IS A JOKE)