To make it easy for you, I'm an escape artist.

"Wʜᴀᴛ?! Yᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴀ ᴍᴀɢɪᴄɪᴀɴ?!"

No, no, no. Sorry, that wasn't as easy as I thought.
I like to escape in the the big wide world of written thought.
Books!
Books, books and more books.

I write, I read, and I never judge something as wonderful as a book by it's cover.

Imitation is one of the highest forms of flattery...but if I manage to catch you copying my stuff I will more than likely falcon punch you in the throat.

Y̬͇͈͇̹̪̺̜̟̋̓̏̋̎̃̔́̄̊͜ó̧̡͓̙̳̙̝̼̋̆̓́̂̕͘͝͠ͅͅu̧̯̠͔͔̳͕̤͈͚͒̋̐̍͌̍̕̚͘͠'̘̰̝̦̭͎̫̞̥̈͐̀̊̌̄͘͘͜͝͠v̡̠̭͕͎͎̘̩͇̲̄͌̅̾͗̀̃͒̚͝e̥̗̫̬̲̫̥̤͈͙͛́̔̋͑̾̎̄͝͝ ̢̭̘̖͇̙̱͍̥͚̈͋͂͗̈́͑͆͂͘͠b̢̞͉̙̪̩̖͍̩̹́̇̀̂͋̈́̅̿̀̚e̡̫̖̥̠̼̱͈̫̼̅̿͂̅̑̅̂̀̏͝e̢̛̝͎͉̲͔̙̟̜̗̒̈̓̽͊̐̕̚͝ṅ̠͍̖͙̬̺͖̱͎̰̒͂͛͗̈́͗̆̓̕ ̢̛͖͕̯̬͖̬̻̘̲́̌̉͐̅̈́̇̕͝w̧͚̦͉̗̙̲̼̰͓͐̈́̿́̉́̐̃͠ą̤͎͎̝̻̜̲̦̦̀̍͊͆͗̑̌͐͌͝r̛̠͕̼͓̞̪̳̣̱̾̈́̏̉̇̀̒̓̕͜ņ̫̳̤̦̱̼̫̖̲̓͋̾̿̋̆͊͘̚͝ę̢̥̩̩̝̥̰̠̖̆͗̄̆̔̆̿͝͠͝d͕̟͓͍̞̣̠̯̪̗̓̎͐͛̏͛̇̕̚͠.̛̣̟̮͖̜̜̬̟͔̥̈̈́̌̋̆͑͆͠͠