Oliver the talking trashcan

I make a lot of homophobic jokes for a f a g g o t
          
          (I'm just kidding I'm gay and v e r y supportive of my friends h e c c)

Hi!

yah YEET

You like most of the shit I like yet I don't know how to start socializing, thanks crippling social anxiety :,)

I have been gone for so long,,,,,, I had 1.3k notifications,,,,,,, I just crashed my computer smh
          
          Also yeah I'm not dead lmao

My palm is itchy please send help this isn’t fun

You’re description hurts my eyes.
          
          Just like mine.

Me, to myself: Please stop starting new projects until you finish your current one, it’s stressing you out and you can’t handle this. 
          Me: Beep beep lettuce. *starts new project*

Half serious announcement!
          I’m working on a new series! It may or may not make it to Wattpad, I may get it legitimately published (depending on the quality)! BUT! It’s about demigods! 
          I know what you’re thinking. No. It’s not a Percy Jackson fanfic. 
          All I’m asking if if you guys wanted to make some demigod/satyr/mythological creature/magical creature characters! If you make a demigod, you can choose ANY god from any religion you want! If you make a mythological/magical creature you can choose literally anything. Hell, you can make up your own if you want! 
          Unfortunately, main characters have already been created, but I’m always looking for side characters and reoccurring characters to either be helpful or be absolute nuisances to the main. 
          You don’t have to keep the character restrained to like, normal features either. If you want your child to be a werewolf, then your child WILL BE a werewolf. If you want them to have neon blue hair, then you give them neon blue hair!
          I got sidetracked w o w. 
          But no, all seriousness, I’m just wondering if anyone wanted to make a character for the story cause I want this to have some more spice then just my six plus my friend’s character (ÿöü kñöw whö ÿöü ärë). So like, let me know I guess. 
          Also, if you’re interested in the actual plot of the story/have any questions about already existing characters, let me know. 
          I don’t know I’m tired. 
          -your friendly neighborhood gay moose has left the chat-

No matter what, I don’t care about the last thing you said, but I have one response to it. 
          
          Weird flex, but okay.