Bastille:1.fortress: a fortress or fortified tower

Hello, Hola and Bonjour!
You have reached the profile of two writers who are probably mentally insane and have a hard time not being awkward. 
So allow us to introduce ourselves to you:

Meet Ash: She can't do a cartwheel and needs books like she needs air. She's slightly obsessed with One Direction and is a proud member of a two person fan club for Marvel. She is in Amity, so she probably won't fight you unless you throw a rock at her face. She thinks that the banana water slide at Typhoon Lagoon is "so much worse" then the coconut. She has a strong distain for soda that smells/ tastes like ranch dressing.

Meet Vanna:  She also can't do a cartwheel and the only times she has ever gotten into trouble was because she was caught reading in class when she wasn't supposed to be. Her favorite artists include Imagine Dragons, Bastille, and Taylor Swift. There have been many times where she has thought "we shouldn't have done this." She is the other member of the two person Marvel fan club. As a vegetarian, she does not like soda that smells/tastes like bacon.


We really hope you enjoy our works and will stick around to see what other craziness we come up with. Since this account will be used by two people, when we comment we will sign our names afterwards (so you actually know who you're talking too) 

Thanks again for stopping by!

-Ash and Vanna