Dead, rare updates

Rabbit:
          
          There’s a knock
          Spine:
          
          Open the door
          R+S: A human sized package
          S: Rip through tape
          R: like butter
          S: and cardboard 
          R+S: like toast
          R: No time for instructions
          S: the fire’s diein’
          R: Two birds
          R+S: one stone
          S: Fill the tank with water
          R: Turn the ignition
          R+S: and Hatchy Boy you’re ready to go
          
          Hatchworth: Far
          (Catch Hatch Fever!)
          Far
          (Catch Hatch Fever!)
          
          There’s a hole
          
          in your floor
          
          we’ve got to
          
          patch it up
          
          Give it a cover,
          
          a latch,
          
          a hinge,
          
          and a turn wheel
          Well now you’re talking Hatch Fever-oh!
          
          What’s the worth o’living
          S: if you can’t make a living
          
          R: not living but
          All: faux living
          
          H: Is there a difference?
          A fever’s a fever
          Come on everybody prepare to get catchy
          
          La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
          Catch Hatch Fever!
          La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
          Catch Hatch Fever!
          
          Open your heart to me
          
          Come on everybody open up that chest cavity
          
          S: Yeeeoh- Hatchworth that sounds a little morbid
          R: Kids! D-D-D-Don’t try this at home!
          
          H: If you took that last bit of advice
          
          you gotta get to the emergency room
          
          Please don’t act out these lyrics
          
          We don’t want you to leave so soon
          
          S: Follow instructions
          
          R: And don’t hurt birds
          
          H: And generally pair your nouns with verbs
          S: Study real hard
          R: Eat your vitamin soup
          H: When all of that’s finished prepare to catch
          
          Hatch disease
          (Laaaaaaaaaa, that sounds bad)
          It’s not a real disease
          But if it were on another world then
          (Aaaaaaaahhh)
          All: We’re sorry
          H: We wouldn’t wish it on anybody
          
          S: Unless it makes you stronger
          R: and live longer
          H: Well then that’s just a good thing wouldn’t you agree?
          
          But for now they’re just words and a good time
          Come on everybody get down with the robots!
          
          There’s not much left to tell which hasn’t already been stated
          Consider yourself ninety-nine point nine percent Hatchworth acclimated
          La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
          Catch Hatch Fever!
          La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
          That should about do it.
          
          

Its been a month, how is everyone? I had notifications muted because I knew I wasn’t going to touch Wattpad for a while. Got on today and saw the amount of notifications I’ve missed, 263. Mostly updates on the board about something, idk I don’t check. Hope your quarantine is better then mine, I’ve just been crying, screaming, and playing games with my friends. Stay safe, stay hydrated, and..... WASH YOUR HANDS! 
          
          Much love, 
          Blueberry 

I headcannon that The Spine is the dad of the group. If the robots go out to buy stuff and either Rabbit or Zer0 puts something useless in the cart. The Spine will just reply with, “Put it back.” In an angry tone, and continues with what he was doing before. 
          
          Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

I can smell you. Burnt bread lookin ass

People:”OMG ITS JUST A VIRUS THE FLUE HAD KILLED MORE PEOPLE THE THE CORONA! GET SOME SENSE PEOPLE!”
          
          Me: “Yes, the flu has killed more people then the corona. But its not as bad as it was now then it was in 1918-1919 it killed over 5 million worldwide. We are lucky enough to not have family members drop dead every 5 hours, or friends for that matter. Yes its is a virus, yes there is no cure for it yet, yes the flu has killed more, no its nothing to over react about. A virus is serious, sicknesses are serious, thank you and have a good day sir.”
          
          This happened today on a PicsArt, I argued with someone for 20 minutes straight. The person said “just shut up you dont know its killed 5 million people worldwide” bruh there are news articles about influenza from that time

I just posted a rant about spg, I regret nothing 

As you guys know, I’m no longer active on here. If you try to contact me through her, expect to not be answered. I have all notifications from here muted, but time for some good news. Im working on a new fanfic, my wife @BrassGogglesBruh probably knows what its about. Thank you for understanding, I’ll try to get the fanfic out as soon as I can. Bye!

Merry new year

So i got Sara is missing, not that scary but still scary. I think im getting over some of my fears of stuff.

Yo idk what to do, I think my Gramn’s dog, Sassy, just passed. I need some help.