Greetings, mortal! (or immortal, I don't know what you are) 

My name is BatBanana, and I enjoy writing stories. Duh.
My pronouns are She/Her, and if you ain't respecting them, we ain't respecting you, boo.

I'm a squealing fangirl, who's also fluent in sarcasm.
I have no soul, a fairly dirty mind, and fall into dark abysses regularly. Random fact: I've never broken a bone!
I am a bisexual executive shipper, who is a smart ass and not afraid to kick someone's butt. I constantly yell my feelings violently, have social anxiety and paranoia, and am stressed 24/7.

Favourite Series:
Renegades (Marissa Meyer)
Gilded (Marissa Meyer)
Percy Jackson + Heroes of Olympus (Rick Riordan)
To All the Boys I've Loved Before (Jenny Han)
The Siren (Keira Cass)
The Afterlife of Holly Chase (Cynthia Hand)

I love anyone who's reading this! Thank you so much!

^-^
  • Some Dark Abyss
  • JoinedJanuary 28, 2017


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BatBanana BatBanana Jan 10, 2022 09:35AM
Hi there guys! I've finally decided to publish this narrative/oneshot/short story that I wrote a while ago for an English assignment. Hope you guys check it out, I'm very proud of this one. It's rath...
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