Hi 
My name is Batma and I use humor to cover up the fact that I want to jump off a bridge.
But you can call me Batma.
I like classic rock and toast
I play instruments and in my free time, I breathe air. 
Harry styles is my life
He, along with the rest of One Direction, saved my life.
I wouldn't be here if it weren't for them along with Owl City.
Adam Young is like my savior.
His music makes me see the beauty in everything
Including you.
You're beautiful.
I'm forever available, and that's okay.
The world record for the longest dick is 13.5 inches.
Have a nice day.