Hello, I just wanted to say thank you for the follow and warn you I can be very PUNNY. No, I'm SIRIUS. I don't want you to think that I am BARKING mad. But I promise, all my jokes will be SQUEAKY clean. They might never PETER out. But I might have you rolling on the FLUER laughing. You might even run into your DUMBLEDOOR. Or maybe your Luna LAMPGOOD. Tell Barty COUCH I say hi when you see him. This may NEVILLE end so I'll be FRANK. I am not some Lily loving STAG. Just don't EGG me on you might never EAR the rest of it.
Loads of love
Jennifer
ps a puns are in all caps