Fenix

“I’d unfuck you if I could/ I’d unlove like I should’ve”

You can tell an author hates their work when it’s less than 30 chapters, completed and has angst somewhere in the description and or tags.
          
          -Sincerely,
                    An author who hates their own work

I’m sorry that updates on the new Geraskier story are slow af I’ve just been busy with work and I’ve also had zero motivation to write stories. 
          
          Technically that’s a good thing because of what the motivation is but I guess my stories are good to you guys so it’s kinda sucky. I write when I really need to release emotions but I haven’t had emotions I need to release lately. 
          
          When my motivation returns I’ll write more but right now I’ve got a block. Maybe the snow coming tomorrow will give me something to write about

Bruh idk why but Wattpad keeps suggesting to me MY OWN STORY. Like bro, I know what happens! I’m the one who wrote it!!!

Nothing like listening to Bo Burnham after a shit day :')

Jaskier: I live in Spain without the S
          Geralt: Jaskier you dont live in Spain? *confused noises*
          Yennefer: What the fuck is a Spain

Geralt: *walks into a room seeing Jaskier*
          Jaskier: *Immediately tries to hide what he's doing*
          Geralt: *Takes one whiff of the room* Jaskier are you high?
          Jaskier: 
          Jaskier: *smoke coming from his mouth* no