Sal

Cant believe ive had this account for 5 years its like a son to me at this point

Thanks for adding my book to your reading list!

thanks for the follow, stay safe! 

A casual conversation I had with my friend once :)
          
          Friend: I’M GONNA FUCKING EAT YOUR APPENDIX AKSREODNESN-!!
          
          Me: I don’t have one ._.
          
          Friend:             oh 

I was just woken up from my peaceful restful BEAUTY SLEEP by my boyfriend because he wanted to tell me a dad joke
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          I never wanted to commit a crime more than I do right now  :)
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          I mean the joke was funny but now I got a headache from not putting my glasses on :(

Thank you very much for supporting my work. I hope you have an amazing life kind human ! ^^

Brother-In-Law: “Where are my shoes?”
          Me: “Gone. Reduced to Atoms.”
          Brother-In-Law: “WeLl I need those for work!”
          Me: 
          

Thank you for the follow and votes,,, I really appreciate it ! <3 

I’m driving with my brother right now and as we hit a red light he opened his car door to eat a hard shell taco  -_-

EYYYYYYY. Thanks for the follow